Pedro's 30 inch Dominican Midget
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This morning I got a $35 parking ticket for failing to move my car during street cleaning. This spot is right in front of my house. I've lived here for 14 months--I know better.
Just now I spilled some homemade chicken soup on top of the refrigerator, which is where we keep the microwave. Chunks of carrot and onion and chicken fell inside the cracks of the fridge. It was a b*tch to clean.
Ordinarily, I would have choked someone to death after one of these incidents.
But today, I have a strange calm about me. I believe in the midget. I believe in Manny and Pedro's natural fruits and berries curls. I believe in The Passion of Johnny Damon and Gape Kapler and Dave muthaf*ckin Roberts.In 10 days, I might be ready to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge, but today, allow me this one liberty. I need to believe in the Sox, for my sanity, for my hope in the world, and for my two dead grandfathers, who I'm carrying this dream on for...