in ebonics
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- kld
how iz ya and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
- -leah-0
fo sheezie
- kld0
dis here iz in response ta da french tread what 'chew thinking man?
- kingjulien0
ah got 16 inches o' dangling hebrew fury ya'll is mad stupid iteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- kld0
ah wants ta make uh spray paint effect in illy but I don' know how you know das right!
- mrdobolina0
ah be sure dis here has been asked about 4 million times, but ah suppose ah will ax ag'in. I need ta git cheap bidness cards double sided on semigloss stock. im in los angeles so ah can jet somewhere here, or if ya know uh pimp-tight online spot, dat would werk too. and shit.
- shellie0
ah take offense ta dis here. Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
- mrdobolina0
oh come on now, shellie. you arent offended.
- nick0
one time i made this black joke and shellie hated me forever
- scarabin0
ha ha.
- shellie0
it iz true. ah beat nick'swhitey ass so hard. an dat boil on mah ass.
- nick0
what about that boil on your ass?
- BonSeff0
Da grizzle dazizzle brutha who be just like de mean muthafuckin dogs an shit who fuck yo shit up in da P-shopz, but he go round on two legs stead a fo. He be thinkin an shit, but he just de same as de dog, 'cept maybe a dam sight meana. Respect & Boyaah!!!
- kld0
gimme dat fuckin font ya'll is mad stupid.
- Carty0
how bout we stop makin fun of black people.
- kingjulien0
If you think about it Carty, it's not making fun of black people per say, because that would imply that all black people talk in retarded, broken, incoherent slang--which isn't the case. However, a certain demographic does talk problematically (along with every other race that imitates it)-to the absurd point that the city I lived in for 5 years, Oakland, CA, tried to pass a resolution to teach ebonics in the schools. And because this does our culture a disservice, let alone these same kids who one day have to go out and get jobs and support their families but who can't speaknor write a grammatically correct sentence, I don't think it's wrong to mock it. In fact, it does have some merits as a social commentary on where we're at as a culture.
- scarabin0
nobody bitches at the engrish threads we have here almost everyday.
- kld0
If this kind of talk offends anyone we should stop. I live in Oakland were this language is recognized and is interesting. I am sorry if this offended anyone.
- BonSeff0
lets all write old navy a letter
- kld0
good call
- kingjulien0
If this kind of talk offends people, those same people should educate themselves and read black theorists on this very subject--intellectuals like Cornel West, John McWhorters and ZZ Packer, rather than have their panties in a bunch and toss around the race card in such a retarded way. Even Dave Chappele and Chris Rock critique the same thing, just in different more amusing ways.
FYI: The ebonics measure failed in Oakland, it's not recognized, and it's not interesting--it's ridiculously the wrong approach, it's oversimplistic, and it's riddled with contradictions...