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- kodap
(no offense to the indians)
An Indian parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Indian grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Indian starts screaming hysterically: "My
Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"After the Indian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Indians are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Indian.The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Indian looks down in absolute horror "F***ING
HELL!!!!!! he screams........"Where's my Rolex ????..."
- -leah-0
do you mean indian from india, or native american?
- Mimio0
I wasn't even aware that such a stereotype existed.
- kodap0
that could be anyone...
- rasko40
I doubt it would work with taoist monks
- rasko40
why do black people put mustard on their Twix?
so they dont bite their fingers!
*omg runs away waiting for oversensitive middleclass white liberals to throw petrol bombs
- normal0
i didn't know that stereotype existed either but if it was the front door of a 7-11 or off license that would be different.
But all in all, a very lame joke.
- neoneo0
So this guy dies and goes straight to hell.
having just arrived in hell and feeling pretty shitty a little demon asks him why so glum.
he replies well i'm in hell for the rest of eternity and this is only my first day.
the little demon replies hells not that bad..Do you Drink
Yes replies the man
Well you'll love monday
monday is drinking day all we do is drink till we puke then drink some more
that doesn't sound bad at all says the man.
Do you smoke asks the demon
yes as a matter of fact i do
Tuesday is smoking day ciggarettes and fine cigars all day long and don't worry about cancer cause you are already dead
Oh hell is not to bad says the man
What about gambling asks the demon
yeah I have been known to place a wager
Well wednesday is gambling day and you'll love it
fantastic shouts the man
how about drugs you like em
I love drugs he shouts let me guess thursday is drug day
Correct replies the demon you'll love it smack and crack all the good shit and you can't Overdose cause you are already dead
Oh wow I love hell the man says enthusiastically
Hold on a second the demon answers.Are You Gay
Hell no
well your going to fucking hate Friday
- neoneo0
bump
- Gorbie0
i thought it was pretty funny.
:)
- Gilt0010
I don't really get why its an Indian. I've never gotten the feeling that Indians are overtly materialistic.
I mean, the joke would've been much funnier if you replaced "indian" with "cracker ass republican".
- -leah-0
or even "young yuppy rich white guy" would have made more sence
- Gilt0010
or or or!!
Or maybe Abercrombie wearin' trucker hat lovers!
yee haw!
- iDp0
Or Jewish would have been a better choice.
- DutchBoy0
or those blingbling hiphop mofo's..