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So this guy dies and goes straight to hell.
having just arrived in hell and feeling pretty shitty a little demon asks him why so glum.
he replies well i'm in hell for the rest of eternity and this is only my first day.
the little demon replies hells not that bad..Do you Drink
Yes replies the man
Well you'll love monday
monday is drinking day all we do is drink till we puke then drink some more
that doesn't sound bad at all says the man.
Do you smoke asks the demon
yes as a matter of fact i do
Tuesday is smoking day ciggarettes and fine cigars all day long and don't worry about cancer cause you are already dead
Oh hell is not to bad says the man
What about gambling asks the demon
yeah I have been known to place a wager
Well wednesday is gambling day and you'll love it
fantastic shouts the man
how about drugs you like em
I love drugs he shouts let me guess thursday is drug day
Correct replies the demon you'll love it smack and crack all the good shit and you can't Overdose cause you are already dead
Oh wow I love hell the man says enthusiastically
Hold on a second the demon answers.Are You Gay
Hell no
well your going to fucking hate Friday