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- _salisae_
gonna meet a guy for coffee who located me through friendster. blind meeting so to speak. any tips, tricks, tools of the trade? should i bring a friend?
dear lord, what have i gone and done?
- ikbenvanrijn0
nope.. just good luck
- jox0
He wants something out of it. Either sex or money. Or both.
- fate0
Make sure to make vulgar jokes about body parts and functions. Then fake a seizure.
- Mimio0
Enjoy the experience.
- sherman0
it all depends on the quality of the coffee.
have fun...
- k0na_an0k0
Just go and have fun.
Pack a mace though just in case. Not mace the spray but a real mace.
- _salisae_0
so. no friend. but maybe a knife or a memorized mental breakdown monologue?
okay. okay. i think i can do it.
- k0na_an0k0
if it ever goes south and he's not your type or gets too pushy start talking about this rash you got and start scratching like a mad woman.
- BZZZP0
just knife him, drug him, and sell his organs.
that'll learn him.
quick, before he does it to you!
- -leah-0
as long as you are meeting in a busy location you should be fine. have fun! you crazy bitchress! :P
- tough-actin0
friendster people actually use that?
does he wana make you his cuddle bunny?
- imp0
just make sure and swallow to ensure he comes back for seconds
- tough-actin0
just make sure and swallow to ensure he comes back for seconds
imp
(sep 28 04, 11:57)so wrong..
:P
gulp!
- _salisae_0
okay - ya'll are sickos!
anyway.. the story goes - he calls me for the first time - i suppose to set up a meeting time. but he calls me @ 11pm. wtf? rude.
i told him to call at a decent hour and now he friendsters me and says "just forget it".
okay, psycho!
kind of relieved.
- shant0
11pm is not a decent hour?
I don't know anyone my age that goes to sleep earlier than that.
- canuck0
yea, what's wrong with 11pm? I guess its a tad bit late but not that late.
- jevad0
for reals - how old are you - 38?
0_o
- normal0
Maybe he wanted to call you from 5pm but he was so nervous that it took him 6 hours to work up the courage. I've been there myself, sweaty palmed, number dialed, all I had to do was hit "call" and just couldn't do it, eventually yes, but it was a bit of mental global thermo-nuclear war.
He may have wanted to be non-chalant about the whole thing by calling at 11pm. Who knows what >his< friends told him to do. I mean according to this thread you would've ended up going there carrying an actual mace and scratching yourself vigorously while performing oral sex.
So glad I'm shacked up.
- _salisae_0
the first call - should be @ like 3 in the afternoon. a "sober" hour.
plus his voice was all 'heh heh heh - hi shari - hehe heh'
freaked me out.
- mogwai0
normal = blind date creepy guy