Snoring
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- iLotion
My girlfriend snores like a cement mixer with a V8... Anybody got any tips for stopping the cow from ruining me beauty sleep, (Baring physical violence)?
- save0
make her sleep on the sofa!
- tank0
at least you got a girlfriend.
- tomkat0
you talk like that about your gf?
sad.
- save0
My ex use to grind her teeth whilst asleep, the sound of that is awful...
- iLotion0
Unfortunately so - Driven to the brink of sanity I am... tiredness has brought me to it!
- iLotion0
save - have known people who apparently do that... Gumshield's the only way apparently.
- save0
......her jaw also use to click whilst eating....went right through me that shit....
- iLotion0
Maybe she had arhtritis of the jaw... Or was involving herself in too much felatio..?
- wendell0
so-oo sad. i dont not think about you need worry about the snore of youre girl! jeesuz. you need to love he for that. what about all that dont not get to go the whole night with the girl. i think about you should be doing more XL slaving and silver class foreplay then you will sleep out over the snore of her. you need to take her all over . i think about that.
- canuck0
what wendell said.
- DutchBoy0
"i think about you should be doing more XL slaving and silver class foreplay then you will sleep out over the snore of her. you need to take her all over . i think about that"
word, Wendell!!
- iLotion0
Thanks wendell, defiantely the best advice I've had... So, to get this clear what your saying is: If I have my head clamped between the legs of her - I won't hear the snoring?
- mirola0
yes, more silver class foreplay
- pascii0
mine farts
- mirola0
hey, snap
- iLotion0
No amount of even 'platinum foreplay' is gonna fix that... And you certainly don't wanna be in the 'vicinity' when it happens!
- Mal0
she may have sleep Apnea which can be bad. Have her read this.
I think Grunnt from NT recently had the surgery.
http://www.sleepapnea.org/snorin…
- chossy0
when youse both want to sleep encase her head in an harmless soundproof box which is transparent so you can still enjoy her tidy face, then fall asleep enjoying peace :) problem solved next problem please.
- iLotion0
Mal - cheers for that, although that now has me genuinely worried as she is always tired etc, will have to look into it more.
Chossy - I don't know what to say... between you and wendell, you now have me engaging in forplay with a girl who's head's in a box....
*Wonders if Blaine may be selling his on the internet
- chossy0
Any other way is just weird right?