ridiculous job requirements
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- function82
some job postings just blow my mind, it makes me wonder if the employer has a clue.
This is from a post on the canadian job bank, just left in the requirements:
Programming Languages: ASP, COM / COM+ / DCOM / MTS / ActiveX, HTML, DHTML, VRML, XML, Java, Java Script, JSP, CSS, Applet, Servlet, J#, C#, Object-Oriented programming languages, Perl, PHP, RPG, Visual Basic, Basic, VB Script
Computer an Technology Knowledge: Windows, DOS, Unix, OS/2, JavaOS, Hardware, Device drivers, Networking software, Networking hardware, Networking security , Extranet, Intranet, Internet, Servers, Applications - desktop, Applications - enterprise, File management software, Security software, Multimedia Software, Word processing software, Spreadsheet software, Presentation software, Office Suites, Mail server software, Electronic mailing software, Electronic scheduling software, Communication software , CAD software, 3D graphic software, Image editing software , Project management software, Programming software, HTML editing software, Web site creation and management software, Web service design, Business diagramming software, Desktop publishing software, Mapping and data visualization software (GIS), Data analysis , Database software, Programming languages, Software development
Applications: Adobe Acrobat Reader, Adobe Illustrator, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Premiere, Flash, Shockwave
- fate0
Hell fucking no he hasn't a clue what he's talking about. Since when is Shockwave an application?
- function820
yeah, these are the people you really want to work for ;)
- CyBrainX0
Just out of curiosity, what was the job title on that posting?
- function820
Web designer / To be negotiated, Commission
- fate0
I hate people who think they can hire one person for 5 jobs. Cheap ass bastards
- mrdobolina0
those are just wish lists.
- DutchBoy0
he forgot to add:
cleaning chemicals, coffeemachines, administration tools, accounting, secretary services, office security, window cleaning etc. etc.
- Gorbie0
RTFM
- Anarchitect0
he should mail that to Santa.
- kodap0
sometimes companies make fictitious requests and go further like that, it's a marketing strategy to know how the job markt is, at the end they don't hire anyone.
it's true.. or maybe they're just retards
- DutchBoy0
damn, after reading it all i thought they were looking for me.. until i read they require someone with knowledge of Adobe Acrobat Reader.. damn!! :(
;)
- -sputnik-0
i do all that, ain't no thang.
;)
- fate0
Sputnik, you're my hero.
- DutchBoy0
heroine to be more precise!
;)
- canuck0
who's the company?
- kodap0
I suppose GOD resigned from his Senior designer/developer position at this company
- scarabin0
hey, i have all those skills. that job is MINE.
- jox0
"Hardware, Device drivers"
Hm
- iashido0
There is a big mistake there. They forgot to mention some kitchen skills: sarmale with butter and eventualy some chicken soup. There are more but thats a must :)
- spyd3r0
you should just reply to their ad and say, "i meet all of your requirements. wanna see my pee-pee ?" that would be grand, fucking grand i tell you.