Supermarket Drama
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- megabit1
Right so im at this k-mart running thru the hygiene aisle because i gotta catch this bus leaving in like a minutue and as i run there this damn woman cuts me off and im like "YO! watch your step" and shes all like "fuck you". anyway enuff yappin about her. so i get to the checkout counter and as i stand in line this other woman pushes me over and like totally moves me as if shes trying to sneek in and steal my place and im like "WHOA what the hell do you think your doing. do you wanna see that child grow up *points at stomach* or are you just fat you stupid old hag?" and she's like "chill, you. i was just reaching for a plastic bag to carry all this cheese in!" (she did carry a lot of cheese)
so im like "jesus, im sorry i was just protecting myself you know" and shes like "ah, alright but dont let it freakin happening again you" and im like "nah, that aint gonna happen". and then this other guy, who apparently saw every bit of this drama comes up to me and asks if i have a problem! do i have a problem??+ yeah like you dont know, bwoy. so i take my zapper out (slang for electrocution thingy i carry in my handbag which i got on this womans self-defence class) and i ZAP him so he ain't trying that shit no more.wheres this country going i wonder???
- iDp0
yeah bwwwoooooyyyyyyy!
- _salisae_0
you sound huge!
- 2cent0
thats gangsta.
- sureshot0
boyakasha!!!
- gabriel_pc0
what do you expect from k-mart shoppers?
- blackspade0
is your name Garth ?
- -leah-0
boom shaka laka laka
- Gorbie0
next time shoot him in his fucking face!
- BonSeff0
k-mart sucks
sincerely,
rain man
- DutchBoy0
you deserved it megabit, you stinking bag of menstruating non-woman!!
- Gorbie0
hahahaha!
- aveeno0
k-mart? isn' that place a bit trailer trashy to be gangsta?