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- mogwai0
it would be better if it ended
"and that is the woman i am married to today"
- ********0
im gonna have a cup of coffee, and when i say coffee i mean like: im gonna whip it together like tom cruise in cocktail
- jox0
that's one of the endings I thought it would be, mogawi.
The other one was that it was a chick with dick.
- ********0
fuck i just splilled it
- jevad0
ah but the woman I am married to today is even more of an angel!
- ad10
respect Jevad, that gave me goose bumps. memories are sweet, but don't you ever help romanticising what could have been? actually i'll answer that for you - your happy with where you are. so no
....sweet sweet memories!
- BonSeff0
coffee rant
i got nasty stares from all the staff today for a note i left above the coffee pots. i come in later than everyone here, and when i go to get a coffee, both pots have about an ounce each and are scorched. so every day i curse under my breath and make a fresh pot and then go to my computer to start my day. after a couple emails i go to get a cup, and without fail, the pot is empty and worse, is turned off!!
so yesterday i left a note with 22pt type:
"OMG it's sooo hard to make a new pot of coffee. I mean it's so complicated and stuff"and sure enough there are 2 fresh pots waiting for me this morning. but the hottest girl in the office said i was rude. so she isnt hot to me anymore, cause she's a drinkin all the coffee hag
/coffee rant
- versa0
thats awesome
- jevad0
lol @ bonseff!
- BonSeff0
hag: did you leave that note?
me: yes
hag: it was quite rude dont you think?
me: not really. have you ever turned an empty pot into a full pot?
hag: no
me: that's rude.
hag: *death stareim the coffee nazi guy now i guess. no worries tho.
- jevad0
hahahahhaha
Teh Coffee Nazi
- -sputnik-0
"best love affairs are the ones that never happen..."
i guess its a matter of perspective...i think the best ones are the ones that grow and deepen...and last.
for a second there i thought you were talking about your wife, jevad!
- brandelec0
bonseff: wanna screw around now then?
hag: get away from me you freak
bonseff: why gotta so fucking rude
end scene
- jevad0
marina - the story of how I met my wife is even better
: )
- -sputnik-0
w00t! that's good to hear.
does it involve a crotchless pink ninja suit?
- iDp0
'She would finish my sentences, and I would start hers.' - awww shit i lost it when you said that.
If I use that line at a wedding will you hate me? It will for sure cause the tears to flow.
- k0na_an0k0
i just had a steaming hot cup of coffee.... and i had no feelings like that. the only feeling i had was of throwing it in my bosses face.
jevad. you really know how to tell a story mate. reminds me of that part in resevoir dogs when the cop is learing how to tell a story... 'it's all in the details'. my friends and family say i'm a great story teller because i really paint the picture of the little details that make it so much better. you pretty much told it like i was there ... and i've never been there before but it sure felt like it. kudos.
- BonSeff0
you had me at "All harvest hair "
whaaaaa?
- zylonzoo0
wow!
- BonSeff0
wtehf is harvest hair?