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- stevii0
How do people have sex in those bathroom?? I have a hard time picturing it. Not only is there barely enough place to stand up but the damn stewardes are sitting right next to it! Somebody explain.
- -leah-0
How do people have sex in those bathroom?? I have a hard time picturing it. Not only is there barely enough place to stand up but the damn stewardes are sitting right next to it! Somebody explain.
stevii
(sep 10 04, 09:38)do you believe in magic?
- tough-actin0
i think you have to do the standing position
not 100% sure though
- brandelec0
its actually a slanted reverse piggy back position, girls should have upper body strength and guys, don't wear rubber shoes .. people will think you're doing laps in there
- stevii0
brandelec, can you post a sketch of that position with some basic instructions? I have a flight coming up.
- bella_buk0
great idea stevii. lets see it brandelec :)
i love flying! coast to coast LA to Sydney over the pacific is gorgeous - nothing but clouds and blue ocean for 14 hours...
- k0na_an0k0
where did all the nice looking
flight attendants go??
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tough-actin
(sep 10 04, 09:35)=====
On every one of my last 6 flights there has been an overly gay gentleman. Not that anything is wrong with it but they are always extra friendly to me. Ik.
And for doing it in the bathroom, the girl goes in first and leaves the door unlocked. A minute or two later the male get up and goes to the washroom. It only works at the ones in the back of the plane. Everyone will see you walk into the bathroom in the front one. Once in the female assumes the doggy position and the male mounts. When finished the male leaves first, the female locking the door behind. 5 minutes later the female leaves.
And there you have it.
- brandelec0
any professional stewardess will gladly show you the proper procedure, and if you're lucky a demonstration.
k0na's doggy technique works as well but it puts more tension on the female because she has to do the balancing.
you can build a mock washroom in your closet and practice with your loved one(s) .. just dont forget to remove any broomsticks, just trust me on that one
- -leah-0
i looooooove how much you know about all this brandelec. ;)
- brandelec0
i looooooove how much you know about all this brandelec. ;)
-leah-
(sep 10 04, 10:00)you know i can give some lessons :o
- -leah-0
i looooooove how much you know about all this brandelec. ;)
-leah-
(sep 10 04, 10:00)you know i can give some lessons :o
brandelec
(sep 10 04, 10:06)how does tonight sound?
- brandelec0
i looooooove how much you know about all this brandelec. ;)
-leah-
(sep 10 04, 10:00)you know i can give some lessons :o
brandelec
(sep 10 04, 10:06)how does tonight sound?
-leah-
(sep 10 04, 10:09)game.
- tough-actin0
i wana know what airline branelec
& k0na_an0k fly on
I'm not worthy!!!
- lara0
i am scared too.
if they did not show these emergency procedures before the start i would never consider flying risky (and yes i know statistics say its not).
But really if a plane goes down, it goes down, no need to strap on a swimwest. so why show the emergency procedures anyway?
- k0na_an0k0
peace of mind for the passengers lara. the last one i slept through. oh well.
i'm not scared of flying at all. it it's my time it's my time.
my cousin was on a flight back from vegas with his wife who was 6 months pregnant. mid flight the right engine went out with a loud bang. the plane shook all to hell and dropped altitude. he said everyone was screaming and crying. he and his wife sat there and held hands and prayed. the pilot came on and said they lost an engine and nothing to worry about. the remaining engine had more than enough power to fly the plane. he then said they were going to make a routine emergency landing anyways in wherever.
of course flying with only one engine they couldn't fly as fast so it took them 45 minutes to get to the airport, and another 15 on the decent. he said the plane was deathly silent, with the occasional whimper and person crying... most were praying. the plane landed safe and he told me the story a few days later. kinda scary but it doesn't even cross my mind when i fly.
- waynepixel0
Bog sex in a plane is just wrong. Stop it.
- mitsu0
statistically, there are more donkey-related deaths each year than flight-related deaths.
i personally love flying, as long as i have a window seat. there's nothing like seeing the earth from 33,000ft or higher. also, my favorite experience is flying into la guardia over manhattan at night. quite a beautiful site
- joshdura0
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