bedtime story...
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- josimarX
okay, so me and nt regular of late, the bold 'Chossy', went and had a few games of pool tonight at our local haunt. Ended up 5-3 to him which I was happy with as the last time we played he kicked my a-hole 8 zip. We were 1 granny a piece tonight aswell which is worth noting.
Anyway, so we head home (...btw, this isn't like a mad comedic-ending story, it's just what happened, you know like a day-in-the-life...) and get a rather tasty chicken kebab in some special place Chossy is a regular of. We save them and get back to mine for a huge grass bifta (made that up but I'd wished it had happened) and a game of Halo between mouthfuls of sweet, oh so sweet 3 day old spit roasted chicken-stroke-cat meat. As we parked the car, on my street which is a dead end and always packed to the gunnels of cars jammed in at all angles, we noticed one of those 'Smart' cars (the 6ft long muthas) parked, as the advert shows (but up until now, real life never has), head-on to the pavement, neatly jammed between a pair of cars side-on to the pavement. I was a-gog and delighted to say the least, and took great satisfaction at the thought of the driver's excitement as he saw the space and made his decision to ram his tiny metal frogcar home for the night.
Heart warming stuff.
goodnight.
- rasko40
If I was that guy, I'd have gone home to my wife (people with smart cars tend to have wives and normality in their lives, they also buy organic food at extortionate markup for no health benefits and shop in Habitat on Sundays out of sale time).. anyway, I digress, *ahem* and I would have held up the keys in a hypnotist type way, flicked them in the air, caught them a la Tom Cruise, donned cheesy salesman smile and voice and recited, "Honey, it does exactly what it says on the tin"
Then I'd have burped and insisted on monkey sex.
- Gorbie0
dude... you had a pointless story that made an interesting read, with a food cameo...
that's an offical blog entry my friend.
- blackspade0
hehe