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    If I was that guy, I'd have gone home to my wife (people with smart cars tend to have wives and normality in their lives, they also buy organic food at extortionate markup for no health benefits and shop in Habitat on Sundays out of sale time).. anyway, I digress, *ahem* and I would have held up the keys in a hypnotist type way, flicked them in the air, caught them a la Tom Cruise, donned cheesy salesman smile and voice and recited, "Honey, it does exactly what it says on the tin"

    Then I'd have burped and insisted on monkey sex.

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