The law is an ass
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- monkeyshine0
ok, you clearly haven't been told that the american way is to stand in front of THE MAN with one hand behind back, fingers coyly crossed, eyes blinking with wide-eyed innocence and misty with remorse as you say, "I had no idea I was breaking the law. I love America and would never ever do anything to hurt her. EVER. How can I repay my debt to society?"
easy. ;)
- mrdobolina0
wonder what would happen if you were skating a pool in singapore.
- ********0
do you best ali g imitaion and say "wha? is cuz i is black innit?!"
- chossy0
If you spat you would be fucked up for sure by the filth. Besides it's far to humid for anything.
- blackspade0
they probably cut your legs off and attach your skateboard to your torso for transport
- slag_you_off0
"Is it because I is African?'
- zedvox0
there is no such thing as a empty abandoned pools in singapore.. hehe
and probably caned.
but that one americna dude deserved it..prick.
- chocodog0
alright, Colorado is it? give Hunter S. Thompson a call. i'm sure he has some pull around there.
... and, btw, as his lawyer, i advise you to take these and relax until you find a safer pool to skate.
- zedvox0
Play Sex Boy by Air on the boombox and twirl around the coutroom giving the JUDGE the LOOK....na meen?
- zedvox0
err Sexy Boy i mean
- sureshot0
hah! TARA thats funny.
R3spect
buyakasha!
- rasko40
I saw this article on the web (cant remember where) the other day about a stencil that had been sprayed on a station in singapore, apparently there were crowds of people around and the police had cordoned off the area - fucking crazy!
- blackspade0
article
find it now mang!
- zedvox0
haha! rasko
there is a fine if you are caught not flishing in public toilets!
my fav though was the introduction of free public speaking place to counter the claims there isnt freedom of speech in singapore.........you needed a friggin permit in advance to speak!!!
but overall nice country and most of the laws kinda make sense...but yeah sometimes they overdo it.
- mrdobolina0
describe the pool jevad, were you trespassing?
- rasko40
I cant even think where to begin.. well it wasn't so much an article as a kind of blog thing, someone had written about it and posted a pic of the scene of the 'crime' heh
- chossy0
Except for spitting that is wrong and should not be done ever*
* only if you get a midge or a dune bug in your mouth
- rasko40
or if there are people in the street with clipboards whilst on your lunchbreak.
- chossy0
True screw those fools. When I was younger I used to humour them with miss information now I just say 'don't have time man', ' sorry gotta be some place', all the things you would expect from a high falootin city type.
- rasko40
haha I usually use the old look at watch "its half one mate" or "sorry, I've given up"
confuses the little rascals!