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- ********0
HAHAHAHHA ROFL!! there you have it folks all you really need to know. ;)
- johndiggity0
it's weird because the next block over is lined with bimmers and land rovers. it really is quirky. i might set up a web cam in my alley and stream it.
oh and the hooker just got in the car with a john. reporting live from baltimore, md.
- ********0
HAHAHA I Love that shit diggity, so funny!
- k0na_an0k0
dude, johnd, pipe down! that john was me and i ended up stabbing, er... she FELL on my knife like 30 times and then FELL out of my car while i was turning the next corner.
- ********0
ahhhhh King k0na, that same sh*t happened to me once, but the coppers didn't believe me and I had to get my governor uncle to get me outta' the PA State Prison system.
- johndiggity0
explains the broken off knife i found out back today when picking up my garbage can. please don't ditch weapons in my backyard.
- motormel0
moved to new orleans from baltimore 6 years ago and the transition quite smooth-johndig's hooker's twin lives 2 doors down with some vagrants-and crackheads own the corner—but then some uptown yups just paid 230k for the house across the street (renovated crack house)
hey johndigg eat a cheesesteak sub for me GOD I MISS THOSE
- johndiggity0
sitting on my front steps having a smoke, as we do in baltimore, and this dude comes up, obviously right off the greyhound which stops 4 blocks away, and asks me why the black people here are so uppity (he did not use those words exactly, in fact i had trouble understanding what he was saying). i responded to the kind sir that i had not a clue of what he was speaking, to which he replied "artheyhirongwhereyawereat". i questioned the young fellow again, as his lack of teeth made most of his speech unintelligible. after consulting my pimsleur's redneckese to american language handbook i realized that he was asking me if "they were hiring at my place of work". i promptly disclosed that i work for myself as a designer. the young man was eager to know if i needed an apprentice. i quizzed him about his knowledge of typography and design standards, and he gave me a blank look. noting the time, and realizing my impending workload, i dismissed the young man to return to my endeavors inside. he then asked if he may use my facilities for the care and treatment of his now large and gaping leg wound. i informed hime, falsely albeit, that the residence was not mine, but rather i was watching it for the good doctor who was out of town visiting his aunt in the catskills. the young man then reached into his napsack and amongst plethora of beef jerkey and syringes, he produced a papmhlet explaining how i would go to hell unless i accepted jesus christ into my life as my personal savior. i thanked the man and he went on his way.
the bus stop benches here don't say "Greatest City in America" for nothing.
- fate0
brahahahaha!
- heavyarms0
Man, you should set up a webcam in your alley. I'd love to watch it.
- ********0
john i thought it said city taht reads but everyone changes it to city that breeds
- ********0
John Waters !!!!!
- Unorthodox0
Crackheads in Baltimore are no joke. I work downtown and the other day while smoking a cigarette on the corner an elderly man approached me and asked me if i know who william shaekespeare is i proceded to say a british playwright and he said while grabbing his crotch "no im william shaekespeare and this is how i shake my spear" then he proceeded to ask me if he can perform oral favors for me .
And for any one who has ever gone to the Inner Harbor there are those jusnkies that give you these "deaf learning system cards" and want 2-3 dollars for it when they go to kinkos and make hundreds of them for a dollar or 2
- johndiggity0
wait till the deaf people turn around and leave and then yell "here's a dollar". what fun!
- dablammit0
Yeah, lol those fake deafs are funny. I love in Fells Point the rappers that like to keep it clean...they will rap about your coat or your new suede shoes, but if you don't pay up they tag along with you all night.
Seriously one night I was at the Convention Center wit me friend, and we decided to go grab a bite to eat, and this guy comes up saying he just got discharged from the hospital, hat hes bipolar and needs bus fare to DC...i gave him 5 bucks and he still tagged along with us for at least 2 blocks. Then we bolted to Harborplace, and he still fucking found us....AHHHHMan I miss Charm City.
- ********0