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- -leah-
damn today is going by slow.
anyone have any regaling stories to tell me?
- tim5250
one time in band camp...
- brandelec0
so buddy and i went cliff diving off lion's bay and this kid was jumping off the 30ft shelf with a rope swing, as he was running, the rope caught a branch, and his momentum stalled, so he hesitated and fell over the edge...
his leg caught the face of the cliff and snapped his leg above the ankle and he hit his head on a rock
kig got knocked out, and his foot was hanging by its skin
it was a scary day
- k0na_an0k0
i feel kinda bad today.
a year and a half ago i met this girl just before i met my current gf. we had a fling. she want off to finish school. the past two summers she's come back she's called and called wanting to meet up. last summer i just told her i had a gf. fine. this summer she didn't seem to care. she's a nice girl and just wanted to meet for drinks, i knew if i did though it would lead to more.
we were supposed to meet up wednesday. i blew her off. didn't call, didn't show up. i feel bad but fuck it. i have a gf and she knew that. i just hope she'll stop calling me now. i can't fake 'dude, you got the wrong number' forever. : /
- brandelec0
k0na, i have the same problem, but when i say 'dude, you've got the wrong number.' i really mean 'dude'
haha jk, that'd be funny though
- -leah-0
wow...intense
holy fock brandelec, that is scary shit. was the kid ok? i would have been screamin if i saw that
and kona, good for you for resisting temptation, but you should probably tell that chick to lay off if she calls again.
now who has some happy stories?
- -sputnik-0
i think u did the right thing.
your g/f know about this chick?
- k0na_an0k0
no she doesn't know about this girl. pur fling happened before my gf and i met so i didn't feel the need to tell her, and when she started calling again i didn't want my girl to worry about anything so i've kept it a secret. she's gets a bit insecure sometimes.
i've told this chick time and time again i'm happily in love but she keeps calling. hopefully this time she got the hint.
i was SO tempted to go but i'm glad now i didn't.
- -leah-0
respect kona
and i have seen pictures of your girlfriend...she could kick some serious ass if she wanted...
- zedvox0
Leah do you like the band Suede?
- -leah-0
no i dont zedvox....what are they like?
- zedvox0
those stories made me sad.
- radar0
this little story always puts a smile on my face.
- dablammit0
Some girls drive me crazy...
Anyway, I am going to Miami tonight.
The last time I went down was about April, and my friend from Lauderdale and I met up with another friend who is living in South Beach, which is where we met up. So my friend, he works at the Johnny Rockets down there, he was going to school but my other friend, he has some Guam in him and so he skipped out and left my other friend hanging, so he couldnt afford to go to school anymore. So he works at Johnnys.Long story short, the friend from lauderdale and I got pretty trashed, and when Jay finally got off from Johnnys we were chillin out on the beach, and Bill passed out. So we poked him for awhile and shot the shit, and then he came to, and he gave his pants to a bum. And then we are walking back to Jays place and Bill just up and pukes right in front of a whole buttload of couples eating an early breakfast, seriously at like 8 in the morning...and he likes down and he has shit all over his frontside, and he looks at them and he says,
"Top of the mornin' to yas"I dunno I guess you had to be there.
- brandelec0
true story, kinda funny...
3 of my buddies went to thailand, one night out to a bar, they get really wasted, two of 'em can control themselves but the third dude can't tell shit from ice cream, anywaaaaays, so they're at a bar and he gets up to go use the head, he bumps into a couple of locals, he snaps and tells them to watch where the fuck they're goin', his two buddies are looking from their table like 'oh my fucking god'
why? these 2 locals are competing kickboxers that are carved out of wood.
in the end, this guy ended up with 16 stitches in his face, shiners and fat lips.
when he came to he was like what the fuck happened
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha.
Every March a group of us friends get together in Vegas. It's been going on now for 7 years. 5 of us and one guy who we were always like 'why is this dickhead our friend' type of guy. He slept with a girl I was dating, nailed another guys ex... was a real hos before bros kinda guy. We all hated him. 2 years ago he moved out to Cali, none of us have seen him since. Last trip to March he decides he wants to meet us there. We blow him off the first night... none of us were in the mood for him. The second night we meet up and he's with a buddy from Cali. Both... complete... mimbos. "Yo bros, what's the haps?" Not only are they both dumb but have picked up the surfer lingo, neither knowing how to surf.
That night we go out to a couple clubs and wind up at Studio 54. We all get together for a shot around the bar. We shoot it and my buddy next to me gets that look on his face, it's comin back up. Where does he puke?!? Right on the a-hole himself. ALL OVER! Seeing this I think I actually peed my pants a bit I was laughing so hard. That moment kinda made all the dick moves he ever pulled on us even. The look on his face was priceless.
He split and none of us have talked to him since.
Ah, good times.
- brandelec0
haha kona, was he like...
*keanu reeves' surfer voice:
'du-ude, u hurled on me du-ude'
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha, no, he just stood there speechless and walked up to the bar and got a couple napkins. i could seriously smell him from 12 feet away. it stunk SO bad. i have no idea how he didn't throw up himself.
it was a sweet revenge. i almost felt sorry for the guy... almost.
- dablammit0
hahahahahahahahaha
what an asshole. i hate hos before bros type guys.
- -leah-0
nyuk nyuk nyuk
keep em commin!!!
:D
- dablammit0
no leah, its your turn.
if you know what i mean ;)
thats not what i mean :(