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  • k0na_an0k0

    hahaha.

    Every March a group of us friends get together in Vegas. It's been going on now for 7 years. 5 of us and one guy who we were always like 'why is this dickhead our friend' type of guy. He slept with a girl I was dating, nailed another guys ex... was a real hos before bros kinda guy. We all hated him. 2 years ago he moved out to Cali, none of us have seen him since. Last trip to March he decides he wants to meet us there. We blow him off the first night... none of us were in the mood for him. The second night we meet up and he's with a buddy from Cali. Both... complete... mimbos. "Yo bros, what's the haps?" Not only are they both dumb but have picked up the surfer lingo, neither knowing how to surf.

    That night we go out to a couple clubs and wind up at Studio 54. We all get together for a shot around the bar. We shoot it and my buddy next to me gets that look on his face, it's comin back up. Where does he puke?!? Right on the a-hole himself. ALL OVER! Seeing this I think I actually peed my pants a bit I was laughing so hard. That moment kinda made all the dick moves he ever pulled on us even. The look on his face was priceless.

    He split and none of us have talked to him since.

    Ah, good times.

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