Bear Hunting
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- Ekard
lets go!
only 1 rule - no guns allowed.
- k0na_an0k0
cool, i'm in, just let me clean my gun.
- tny0
- -leah-0
this is how you catch a polar bear:
dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and stick some peas in there
when the polar bear goes to take a pea kick it in the ashhole!
LOL
- Mimio0
"In ancient cultures bears were considered equal with men"
- brandelec0
"when the polar bear goes to take a pea kick it in the ashhole!"
haha!
*gives leah the double barrel hand signal
pow pow!
- grayhood0
i kill bears with my dick.
- gruntt0
One time this guy decides to go bear hunting for the first time. He buys a gun, goes into the woods and waits. He finally sees a bear and shoots it. The bear, unhurt, walks over to the hunter and says, "I'm going to teach you a lesson" he then proceeds to screw the hunter in the ass. The next day the hunter buys a bigger gun, goes in to the woods, sees the same bear and "BANG" shoots the bear. Again, the bear, unharmed walks over the hunter and once again proceeds to screw him in the ass.
The third day the hunter is really pissed. He buys the biggest gun possible, goes into the woods, sees the bear again and "BOOM" shoots the bear. The bear, unharmed, walks over to the hunter and says "You're not here to hunt are you?"If anyone actually read this far, I hope you enjoyed the joke.
:)
- tny0
hahahahahahahaha
- PostModernStuff0
In postmodern cultures bears are considered better than men.
- Donvitoviti0
ill bring the bear trap and a some honey