Bear Hunting
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- gruntt0
One time this guy decides to go bear hunting for the first time. He buys a gun, goes into the woods and waits. He finally sees a bear and shoots it. The bear, unhurt, walks over to the hunter and says, "I'm going to teach you a lesson" he then proceeds to screw the hunter in the ass. The next day the hunter buys a bigger gun, goes in to the woods, sees the same bear and "BANG" shoots the bear. Again, the bear, unharmed walks over the hunter and once again proceeds to screw him in the ass.
The third day the hunter is really pissed. He buys the biggest gun possible, goes into the woods, sees the bear again and "BOOM" shoots the bear. The bear, unharmed, walks over to the hunter and says "You're not here to hunt are you?"If anyone actually read this far, I hope you enjoyed the joke.
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