brandelec & leahs smoking thread
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- brandelec0
hey leah!! are you in van, cuz i was standing across this girl on transit this morning and i swear to jebus it was you but with jet-black hair! what a trip...
- -leah-0
no! wierd!!! lol. i wish it was me, i wanna be in vancouver!!!
tomorrow is my last day here! w00t! hey are there any jobs in van for me?
- brandelec0
how does corporate flash work sound? you'll feel like a robot by the 2nd day but the pay is pretty good...
you should pull a jerry maguire tomorrow and be like.. 'who's coming with me?' with the 'come here' hand getsures and everything!! that would be gold!
- -leah-0
mmm corporate flash work....anything would be good, as long as i could be in vancouver again... except i dont want to laps into being crack whore again. i know my pimp'll find me too.... j/k
yah i should pull the jerry maguire! then i will head on down to payroll and be like "show me the money!"
i was also going to hide shrimp around the office... and when i leave tomorrow afternoon i will yell "smell ya later! SUCKERS!!!"
- brandelec0
don't forget to super-glue a penny on the washroom's keyhole ;)
- -leah-0
brandelec i am bored...where are you? say something funny, NOW.
:P
- brandelec0
i am in the office, trying to stuff my shoes in this piece of shit bag
hmm, something funny...
someone sent me this:Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
- -leah-0
heheheheheheheh thanks.
- brandelec0
remember that snl jeapordy skit with sean connery... the category was 'the pen is mightier' sean goes.. 'i'll have the penis mightier for 400$'
bwahahaha
- -leah-0
so you are really going to vegas? how come? tell me tell me!!!
*takes a valium
- brandelec0
haven't gone away since '01, gonna make up for it this weekend
i'm so gonna suck in gambling yo..me: "i'm all in."
crowd: *gasp!
dealer: "sir, it's blackjack."
me: "go fish?"
- gruntt0
this thread is like eavesdropping...
really, really, really, boring eavesdropping.
:)
- -leah-0
hey brandelec! how was las vegas? did you win any money?
- brandelec0
vegas was fuuuuuuuun!!
i won 400$ the first 2 nights, spent it all on food and drinks
if you go you have to see cirque du soleil.... holy shit it was so nice, for a couple of hours i felt like a little kid!!
- -leah-0
wow sweet! good for you for winning $400!!! i think you spent it wisely
i am sitting here at home on my first official day of being unemployed.
*gives two thumbs up
- brandelec0
how's that goin' what's the status?
i saw quite a few ladies with full length tatoos on their arms .. very very sexy
- zedvox0
i cannot believe i missed this thread!!!!
hey brand the blackilicous song is on my server i posted it on last week's FMT.
- -leah-0
zedvox!!!! yee!
*high fives zedvox
brandelec, i am trying to contact that lady i know with the tattoo shop, but she just opened another shop in osoyus (sp?) BC, i dont know if she is in town right now.
but i bought some tattoo mags yesterday and some jackass from FRANCE of all places got george w bush's portrait tattooed on his arm, wtf up wit dat?
- brandelec0
where?? where?? where??
i think i realized that i gave you the wrong song title
merci beacoup Z
- mr_snuggles0
*ahem, sorry to interupt you 2.
But I've been looking at that bloody photo on yer website, Brandelec, every day for the past couple of weeks and still can't find the moose? Is there really one there?