brandelec & leahs smoking thread

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  • brandelec0

    i am in the office, trying to stuff my shoes in this piece of shit bag

    hmm, something funny...
    someone sent me this:

    Penis Requests a Raise

    I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
    I do physical labor
    I work at great depths
    I plunge head first into everything I do
    I do not get weekends off or public holidays
    I work in a damp environment
    I don't get paid overtime
    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
    I work in high temperatures
    My work exposes me to contagious diseases

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