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- fate0
more 80's, and...my god, he mixed in "The Dinosaur" dance music. Boom Boom akalaka Boom Boom.
More people are shouting CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT?Another beat starts again, and this has pace and stability. but it drags on far too long. Hope is crushed by what seems to be an 80's sitcom theme that I cannot place. This continues on for faaaar to long with a couple distortion points as if to add interest to the horrible music. More video game music, cheesy synths.
at 14:30 there is a terribly awkward transition to more Captain Ahab, which plays seemingly unedited until the end where it breaks into Chipmunks and more distorted 80's.
- Peter0
I want a squique pig too
- silencer0
You can adopt one heer if you like PeterH, go on give one a good home.
http://www.squeakypigsrescue.co.…
- silencer0
Fate you crack me up. i wish I was as serious as you!
- Peter0
I ahh I don't knom man. I might squeak them to hard. I might not not be the best fosterer for those rodents. I was actually thinking of a little pink pig. The ones that goes oink. My ultimate hope was one of those, but with a squeak feature.
A man can dream. A man can dream.
- fate0
Go to classic J-Pop, which I can appreciate except for the random sound effects. things are looking better. There are rises and falls in pace......oh shit was that an electronic harmonica?! WTF
Another akward transition to a series of choppy electric guitars. Random synth bursts are making me feel HYPE! YEAH! ---but now everything is going weird. Men are saying "ooh" in my ear while the .5 second soundbite is back, racing from left to right channel.
I almost get used to this when we're taken to random stuff until a man having an orgasm into a voice digitizer brings us back on track. One synth over another. One sounds like those halloween ghosts that start screeching when you walk by them.
A most unnerving version of "Cheek to Cheek" eventually turns into HipHop circa '88 with cowbells and record scratching for full effect!
I don't really care to comment on what happens next. But A drunken man has a conversation with a baby robot who comes from another planet, and has come...TO ROCK US!
- fate0
Random shouts and record scratching. DjShatShat is running out of music it seems.
His "BIG BEAT" is "BEING DENIED"!
The caucopohny of a sound effect collection set on random play takes us up to 32 minutes.
Eventually I hear remnants of Maniac Mansion and a hint of every song made during Reagans Reign. The gong was a nice touch but the electronic cowbells only add to the confusion.
Bleep bloop bleep blip bloop. The baby robot has taken the mic again, and he wants to say WOO YEAH!
- silencer0
Seriously if I read your review in a magazine Fate I would most definetly buy the CD.
- fate0
Enter random Indian chants being spliced and edited at an alarming rate. In any normal circumstances, it would be confused with a CD skipping.....oh shit, "Footloose" just came out of nowhere!
more indian woman. she can't carry on the mix alone, so bleeps and blips along with Footloose come to her aid. They all have a musical orgy. Apparently the Indian woman climaxes and it's time for rubber-band + kleenex box synth to make way for another Oriental woman to take the mic.
Somewhere in the background a wind chime is thrusting itself rhythmically to the beat.
She finishes with some balloons being stretched as air escapes and children chanting.
NANA...NANA! NANA...NANA!
DOE, HEY, DOE HAH
DOE, HEY, DOE HAHWow that was exhausting.
- lvl_130
i seriously can picture fate listening and relistening to the mp3 over and over 'cause he 'doesn't' like it, while trying to write a very descriptive summary of it 'proving' to everyone that it really 'does' suck.
okay, i'll stop 'using' these lame-ass quotes now.
- fate0
But I thought I was going to be enlightened!
;(
- silencer0
deary me Fate. Who promised you enlightenment???
I think you just wasted the good part of two hours reviewing something you didn't like for free, just to prove your point to a stranger halfway across the world to someone who incidently doesn't give a shit.Sad isn't it! ;)
- fate0
No I actually found it quite humorous and it's late night with nothing better to do. Besides, if you can spot the point in my review where the music gets good, I'd like to know.
- silencer0
Go to bed!
- fate0
*snores*
- silencer0
Goodnight Fate!!!
Hey PeterH your dreams have come true...
Not only do you get a squeaky pig but you also get a rattle, a clicking frog and peek-a-boo monkey mirror!
http://www.toysrus.co.uk/Product…
- Peter0
My kid has one ;)
- silencer0
Make sure to let him play with it after you're done!
- silencer0
honk!
- ********0
what about the 'Boom Boom Satellites'? They were really good