tequila
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- -leah-0
i am not hung over today, it was yesterday, but i am still fairly grumpy so no one make a wrong move or i will destroy you
;)
- brooke0
Regarding April:
I do miss your cigarettes
sweet green tea smoothie
- brandelec0
hmmmm, well... my buddy came into town for the weekend from sf and he's an ER doc
so he told me this story of a couple that came in, the woman was complaining about pains in her hoo hoo and lower stomach for the last week, so he examines her hoo hoo and lower stomach and finds a condom lodged in deeeep
so he tells the boyfriend it was a condom that was causing the pain, and the boyfriend says 'we don't use condoms'
OOOH! AHAH! my buddy was like, oh fuck!
- tny0
n' tonic..
- brooke0
Next time - my response will go in the correct thread.
I promise.
- -leah-0
OMG! ha ha ha ha!!! thanks brandelec! other peoples pain and stupidity is funny! ;)
- devaur0
just dont drink cheap Tequila!
Thats a given when you drink.
- warheros0
lol at brandelec
- vwsung18t0
i don't get it, where did the condom come from then?
- -leah-0
well vwsung18t, the mommy loves the daddy, but sometimes the mommy gets all mean and bitchy and goes to do "it" with another daddy. see?
:P
- Soler0
Just drank some last night w/ some Orangina.. The ghetto-rita.. mmmmmmm, tasty!!
- brandelec0
ya, i laughed my ass off when he was telling me how the three of them just stood there without saying a word for like 2 minutes, and how he was fighting back the giggles ahaha!
- Dublao70
What's even better about brandelec's story is that the protection obviously didn't work. That woman could be pregnant with another man's baby....or contracted some disease. (some/all) women are evil!