Sex for Beginners
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- grayhood0
insert some place warm, preferabily moist, thrust, repeat.
it that simple.
- k0na_an0k0
insert. thrust as needed. leave.
- meok0
MrDinky showed me how.. now Im scarred for life.
- ********0
When in Doggie-Style mode, make sure that you as a man, are in between your female counterparts legs; not outside.
- ********0
insert. thrust as needed. leave.
k0na_an0k
(jul 16 04, 13:38)HAHAHHA ROFL! you meant leave the apartment dude!! HAHAHAHA
- meok0
Yo jazx, Legs needs to be outside so the camera can pick up the action! :P
- brooke0
"...and don't frustrate her by doing something elsewhere that won't please her."
Haha!
- Dublao70
MrDinky showed me how.. now Im scarred for life.
meok
(jul 16 04, 13:39)Scarred for life huh? Is that scar still itching? (see new girl's thread)
- tfsmag0
i believe in that case it is not referred to as a scar, but a 'gash'
- Mimio0
I used to work in a major bookstore by the university and I swear to 9 out of 10 people who bought the Kama Sutra were obesely overweight. I could never enjoy that book because when I even hear it's title uttered all I can think of is two fat naked people with the book open to the "Union of the Cow ".
- k0na_an0k0
"...and don't frustrate her by doing something elsewhere that won't please her."
Haha!
brooke
(jul 16 04, 13:41)==
does that include banging her friends? cause if so....
*uh oh
- ********0
depends on the chick Brooke. Over 35 like it somewhere else. ;)
- stewart0
"Smell great. Not perfumed, just clean and manly."
did you read that Smellvetica?
- ********0
Meok
i was only demo-ing so you would know, how a girl feels about anal sex..
- ********0
not my girl
- k0na_an0k0
*raises hand
I would like to begin having sex with someone.
- bulletfactory0
sex for beginners...... hmmmmm
1. undo pants
2. open 'proper' reading material
3. yank
4. wipe shame from face
5. rinse + repeat
- dablammit0
I wish they would have taught sex in gym...
because that's the only way I will ever get any. : (
- grayhood0
they did it was called the 'rope climb'