Time to whine about clients
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- shotgunflat
I have one who says she wants to "work smarter, not harder" every five minutes.
- k0na_an0k0
tell her to 'less talk, more tits'
or, just plainly tell her that if she says that again you'll stab her in the face with your mouse.
- james-0
haha, stab her in the face with ur 'mouse'... liquid explotions!
- gabriel_pc0
"work smarter, not harder" = "do more, charge less"
- devaur0
Client: "can you take that element off the cover, I dont think the consumer will get it"
- devaur0
client: "I didnt show it in the meeting because the design does not interest me"
later on I find they go with the concept!! F*ers
- devaur0
client: "are you making like a $300.00 profit an hour?"
- eficks0
haha james, did you see that conan obrien show the other night, with that guy. he said something about wanting to make a liquid explosion on Queen Latifah.
by far one of the funniest ever shows ive ever seen.
- devaur0
client: "can you just push the white shirt button"
asking if I can change the color of a shirt on a man in the photo
I said sure I can change the color but it will take a few minutes.
of course client wants it right away.
- Clear0
one of my favorite comments to a client from one of my bosses:
"We can do this for you (a) fast
(b) good or (c) cheap. Pick two."
- -sputnik-0
if someone ever said that to me i'd smack them on the mouth
- devaur0
client classic: "can you make the type bigger?"
- devaur0
i could go on forever
- shotgunflat0
clear, i like that one.
- Clear0
The one I always hear is "can we make the logo bigger?"... *fine, half the damn screen can be your @#$@# logo!!!
- monkeyshine0
client prospect: "we talked with this other designer [fill in the blank..who is a friend of mine] and he said he wouldn't work for under 2k...it's like he thought design was the end-all"
- shotgunflat0
Oh, man... I was on a conference call yesterday talking to a potential client about an intranet, and one of the ladies on the call (owner) says, "well, I'm dating a guy who said he can build us an intranet." I wanted to hang up.
- ********0
once a client actually asked me to make the logo smaller
(just kidding)
- Jnr_Madison0
lol
- Jnr_Madison0
Logo not to do list.
Strike 1 = Bigger
Stike 2 = 3d
Strike 3 = Spinning.You're out.
- james-0
ha, ya eficks, he was like "i want to make a romance inside of her"