May the Best Man...
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- with-a-t
not make an arse of himself.
a mate has asked me to be his best man for october... so i gotta come up with a damn funny speech (ive been told) and a good active stag do? Any suggestions/good experiences?
Much obliged.
- ********0
public vomiting experiences, infidelity with bridesmade, penis size, etc
- ********0
Do your research, dates times, places, funny anniversaries they share, star signs, comparitives, shared interests, skeletons in closet, visual aids etc etc
Just don't fall asleep at 7pm on the stag night like I did when i was best man - far too drunk for my own good
- those0
' so if you'd all glaise your asses...'
- with-a-t0
Rand, but thats an ordinary Friday night... ;)
- strabley0
To my dearest friend. We've come a long way through the trials and tribulations of life. Ever since we were young boys you were always an important part of mylife.. Like the time we went to Mexico and you got the crabs really bad. I was there. When you fell off your Bike i was there. We we all caught you in a three some with two.. well lets face it, Fattie Bo-Batties, who bailed your good name out so you could save face?
I love you brother, may you and your special lady have the very best lives you may have.
CHEERS!!!!!
*falls down stairs drunkenly*
- with-a-t0
BeachBoy - I've got pictures of him dressed up as a St Trinians School girl - should i use them? I didnt think itd be so tough.
- with-a-t0
haha strabley... i may use that if i can... :)
I think i need to sit down and think properly. Do we all think singing something to them is a bad idea..? (i cant sing, but that'd add something to it..? and id need music from somewhere... ahem), hmmm.
- rasko40
dont sing. just rip the piss. without being too crass, maintain some class.
- with-a-t0
hey Rasko that kinda rhymed, you couldve helped with the song. As for class, thats gonna be tough - I'm from Nottingham. But I'll give it my best shot. :)
- ganon0
"True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from Sandiego and a couple nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend."
- ********0
Yeah, dont sing
Not too sure - good to have in reserve, really depends on your audience.
Funniest BM speech I heard was when a guy really did his research on the dates they were born and got married, and did a "this day in history..." type speech - obviously linkign the particular events to particular things in the hapy couples lives. Very cleverly thought out
just dont sing
You could just opt for the quaf quaf himself and say...
"as always I am in bewildered awe of anyone who takes the plunge etc etc"