good weekend?
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- mrdobolina0
umm I mean 'damn kona'
- jevad0
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- nessdog0
I had a 2 day party at my house. My mate pissed on my bed... always a sign of a good party. Ace.
- k0na_an0k0
the best part was on saturday, my girlfriend (we got back together) and i went out and she got pretty shite faced and threw up. once on the way home and once at my place. on the way home we're going down this road notorious for all the cops, she's like 'PULL OVER I'M GOING TO BE SICK' so i wip into the first turnoff i find. my headlights shine around to a cop sitting in the corner. as i yell 'NO A COP' she opens the door and proceeds to puke right next to his car. seriously we were 5 feet away from him. he rolls his window down and says 'is there a problem?' i go 'we had indian food at bocca and she's thrown up twice on the drive home' he steps out of his car and comes over to see her puking ALL over the place. thank god we ate some giros back in chicago when we left the bar so it totaly looked like we just ate some sort of food, and being only 1:45am it was somewhat believable. he was like, damn... if she does it again before you get home take her to the hospital. i was like 'sure thing man, thanks' and when she was done we split the hell outta there. she was so shitfaced and i was at least decent, but .08 is tuff to blow under ya know. it would have been close if he came over and smelled all the booze. lucky break. haha.
- carver0
haha, you know what i thought you said nessydog, 'pissed in your bed', like, when you were in it and stuff. you know like water sports and that. stick to the bath for that mate, it's great though! you know some of them snowhites i get off with, they're quite strange about it at first, then pisssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, they quite like it, not everybody gets a chance to pish on carver.
- Dublao70
My ex had the nerve to show up at my party this weekend. Ruined my night, as we have not been on speaking terms. I wish she would have at least called and asked to come over. No calls for months and every time I try to call her she’s too busy to talk, but it’s ok to show up out of left field to check up on me?
- nessdog0
That IS what I meant carver. Waterproof sheets are where it's at.
- mrdobolina0
ha nessdog, i had no idea you were into that..