good weekend?
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the best part was on saturday, my girlfriend (we got back together) and i went out and she got pretty shite faced and threw up. once on the way home and once at my place. on the way home we're going down this road notorious for all the cops, she's like 'PULL OVER I'M GOING TO BE SICK' so i wip into the first turnoff i find. my headlights shine around to a cop sitting in the corner. as i yell 'NO A COP' she opens the door and proceeds to puke right next to his car. seriously we were 5 feet away from him. he rolls his window down and says 'is there a problem?' i go 'we had indian food at bocca and she's thrown up twice on the drive home' he steps out of his car and comes over to see her puking ALL over the place. thank god we ate some giros back in chicago when we left the bar so it totaly looked like we just ate some sort of food, and being only 1:45am it was somewhat believable. he was like, damn... if she does it again before you get home take her to the hospital. i was like 'sure thing man, thanks' and when she was done we split the hell outta there. she was so shitfaced and i was at least decent, but .08 is tuff to blow under ya know. it would have been close if he came over and smelled all the booze. lucky break. haha.