Annoying Coworkers part 9000
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- Gilt001
So I'm listening to 'Mad Fright Night" from the 'Kids" soundtrack here at my desk.
This annoying guy walks by my desk and starts rapping "lucas with the lid off, its lucas with the lid off..." over it.
I just gave him a really blank stare at first because I didn't remember the song at first. Then I remembered it and I said "uhhh, yeah I forgot about that song..."
Leemee alone!!!
- g3kK0_K1D0
tell him to piss off - be brave - mark ur terrority - piss on his desk buddy lol :P
- jevad0
stab him in the head with a fork
- strabley0
fork to head stabbings are not the answer.... nm they are and they are funny!
- nLHb0
yah well the only cool nice person i worked with just left forever so now everyone i work with is dumb (including me)
:(
- sputnik0
i've decided to install a velvet rope across the entrance to my cube.
that outta do it.
maybe i'll hire some beefcake to stand guard.
- strabley0
i can guard duty.... ok who am i kidding screech could kick my ass. im putting a bed sheet over my cube and pillows at enterance to make a sweet ass lil fort!
- tara|gee0
i have no legs
i haev no legs
- Rand0
my will is gone
- blackspade0
see the 'is it wrong..' thread
- Gilt0010
I used to have a guy who sat in the cube on the other side of me who was an Army Ranger. That guy had some serious ass kicking abilities.
Maybe since I work in a computer store I could hire cute girls to distract everyone from me and the music I listen to. Then when there's downtime, they can sit on my lap. Hmmm... who would I hire???
- lvl_130
i hate that song 'lucas with his lid off' and hearing some ass sign it would even be more annoying. i'm annoyed just typing this thinking of that guy.
- k0na_an0k0
i set up land mines to keep people out.
- Gilt0010
yeah, the guy went into this full on performance. Doing vocals, throwing in the big band hits and breaking down the beat for me.
But at the same time, he has this really annoying habit of not talking loud enough even when he's 6 feet away from you, so you can't really catch everything he's vocalizing.
GRR!! Freakin' talk loud!! I'm right in front of you and I can't hear you!!GAHHAHAHAH!!!!
- Soler0
My coworker has been listening to the new Hives single all day. Its an allright song but 5 times? It so stuck in my head I'm gonna dream about it.
- lvl_130
a guy at my work talks so loud it's as if he is talking to someone across the building even when you're right in front of him haha. he is in a band though so that might explain it...right mike. hahaha : )
- JazX0
one word: headphones
- lvl_130
i used to not have to wear headphones, but then i was thrown into cubeworld. i don't like wearing headphones they make my head hot. plus i bob my head a lot. i probably look really stupid when people walk by and can't hear any music. actually i probably looked stupid even before i had to wear headphones. i'm just a spaz i guess. haha
- mg330
I've discovered that standing by someone's office and chugging a can of gravy sufficiently humiliates them to the point they will no longer talk to you.
That will solve your problem.
- k0na_an0k0
i got a guy here who sneezes so fekking loud everyone in the office always gasps and murmurs after he does it. got damn bout gives me a heart attack each time.
sounds like a jet taking off. no shit.
- blackspade0
**wwwWWAAAA CHuuUUUUUUU!!!**
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