England fan killed
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- JamesEngage0
was that funny? I'm not sure?
- rasko40
if in doubt laugh.
- unsexypixel0
maybe if we ban sport this wont happen again.
- save0
that was funny...
- JamesEngage0
yep obviously if we ban all sport, violence will be down to zero.
- Chip0
:: shrugs and thinks he should not have started this thread ::
- JamesEngage0
Shops should also stop selling things so that they can't be robbed.
- Chip0
lol James
- rasko40
CLIVE:
I was watching a game against Arsenal, and this bloke come up to me and said, "Hello".DEREK:
Oh no .....CLIVE:
And I thought, "Christ!"DEREK:
Yeah.CLIVE:
You know, this bloke comes up to me, says "hello", .....DEREK:
Provocative fucker.CLIVE:
..... fucking provocative.DEREK:
Mmm.CLIVE:
I said, "What d'you mean, 'hello'?" And, do you know what he came back with?DEREK:
Yeah.CLIVE:
He said, erm, "I just meant, 'hello'" I said, "Hur hur, I can sussed you out .....DEREK:
Yeah, right.CLIVE:
..... right, for a starter, .....DEREK:
Yeah, right.CLIVE:
..... 'ere, get in this in the bollocks for a start!" So I kicked him right in the balls, he fell to the floor, and as he fell to the floor he said, "Euuughh!" I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!"DEREK:
I-, yeah, like he comes in with 'hello' and then goes out with 'euuughh'.CLIVE:
Yeah, I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!" and I kicked his fucking teeth in!DEREK:
Yeah.CLIVE:
Then he went, "Aaaghh!", and I said, "Fucking hell! .....DEREK:
I said, "This is fucking too much", eh?CLIVE:
..... Don't you fucking 'Aaaghh' me!"DEREK:
Yeah.CLIVE:
And I really kicked his ear in, you know.DEREK:
Yeah, yeah.CLIVE:
Bunged him right in the ear with the left boot.DEREK:
Yeah.CLIVE:
And, d'you know he still had the audacity to come out with, "Hugh-eugh-ugh-eugh-ugh I'm dying!" Well, what could I say to that? I just walked away. I left the situation. I wasn't going to be, you know, put upon in that way.DEREK:
You weren't going to be dictacted to, were you?CLIVE:
Well, no, why should I be dictated to?DEREK:
No, exactly, no.CLIVE:
By some cunt who says 'euuughh!'DEREK:
Yeah, preceding it with 'hello'!CLIVE:
Yeah. 'Hello' was the worst thing, that's what got me going.DEREK:
Fucking cunt, yeah, what a cunt.CLIVE:
What a cunt, eh?
- unsexypixel0
Dudley Moore?
- rasko40
well him too, but I'd rather credit it to Peter Cooke.
- Chip0
Derek and clive live.
You want the mp3? !
"who you callin c**t, c**t."
- rasko40
POST IT!!
- Chip0
Post it in 2 seconds....
- Chip0
OK:
http://www.missuniversejapan.com…Will be there for 5 mins only
- save0
class
- rasko40
heheh thats fucking class mate!
- Chip0
So funny. Gotta love it.
You done? I'll remove...
- save0
superb....hhahhaha
f'acking c'ant!!!
- rasko40
all done cheers!