best craig's list post ever.
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- GreedoLives0
beautiful...well put.
- brandelec0
'You must love drinking as Michael Jordan loves basketball'
bwahaha
- Gilt0010
He's freakin' 21!!!
No 21 year old can act like they're a seasoned drinker. You can tell UNseasoned by his drink selection. 'Vodka and Redbull' cuz it's 'cool' and Guinness because surely he THINKS it makes him look seasoned.
What a flippin' dork. This would've been completely different if he was at LEAST 25. If he was 30+ it would've been perfect.
- grayhood0
i bet if i titled this thread drinking buddies it would get a lot more replies.
- k0na_an0k0
This is my favorite part.
"If you have a significant other, they are welcome occasionally, but not all the time. Wingman skills are preferred... I happen to be a great wingman, and have a deep respect for its code.... The only part of the code that will be enforced is bird-dogging. It is totally unacceptable to hit on a girl that a drinking buddy has approached, unless he has given you the nod. Obviously if you’re a girl we won’t have this problem, I can PROMISE you that I will have zero interest in any guy you happen to pickup..."
I couldn't stop laughing. I totally need to move to NY to drink with this guy. He sounds like a riot.
- aram0
I think that guy is just plain sad. Thats like saying:
"hi... i would like someone to punch me in the face because people told me it is cool"That kid needs to grow up.
- k0na_an0k0
hey... i heard peein your pants is the coolest.
- grayhood0
will someone please punch me in the face? i saw it on jackass and i want to be cool too.
- johndiggity0
real alcoholics drink schlitz and bourbon. rookie shit.
- Dublao70
If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
- GreedoLives0
please. crapping in your pants while drunk is still king.
- grayhood0
i puked twice last night.
- vwsung18t0
is that cool?
- grayhood0
no it actually knida sucked. but it was my b-day so i am excused.
- vwsung18t0
did u rally it off?
- vwsung18t0
happy b-day btw
- grayhood0
rally off my puke???
is that like a raffle? no i did not, but i am still hurtin and its 2 in the afternoon.
- vwsung18t0
puke-and-rally, puke and keep drinking, it has nothing to do with the next morning, you just drink more
- grayhood0
ohhhhhhhh...
i got ya, yes i did keep going, which is probably while i am still hung over.
- brandelec0
you youngen