best craig's list post ever.

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  • k0na_an0k0

    This is my favorite part.

    "If you have a significant other, they are welcome occasionally, but not all the time. Wingman skills are preferred... I happen to be a great wingman, and have a deep respect for its code.... The only part of the code that will be enforced is bird-dogging. It is totally unacceptable to hit on a girl that a drinking buddy has approached, unless he has given you the nod. Obviously if you’re a girl we won’t have this problem, I can PROMISE you that I will have zero interest in any guy you happen to pickup..."

    I couldn't stop laughing. I totally need to move to NY to drink with this guy. He sounds like a riot.

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