dirty money
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- nLHb
so i was just going to the vending machine to get some chips and i realized the quarters i had were making my hands all dirty.
money is disgusting!
- mrdobolina0
chips are probably worse for you than a lil dirt.
- lvl_130
haha. get an apple.
just kidding, money is nasty. i hate when you get a dollar bill and it looks like there is blood or poop on it ' cause there probably is. thos are the first bills i try to give to the cashier and feel slightly embarrassed : )
- nLHb0
yah, i rarely eat chips but i had such a craving!
- gfro0
I'll take it. send it to me.
- JazX0
your a female, you would think so ;)
- Gorbie0
I keep cash in my mouth and spit change.
- strabley0
money is dirty but any one ever smell the fretboard on their guitar? why does it smell like dead mice?
- Soler0
I keep my money down my pants. Is that dirty?
- Gorbie0
you're gonna get an $TD
- k0na_an0k0
i forget what the percentage is but there is a certain percentage of cocaine on a very high percentage of bills.
i always lick a new bill when i get one. woo woo!
- nLHb0
i bet the fact that money is so dirty that it is helping prevent the next plague. our immune systems must get quite a workout!
- Soler0
even cavemen used antibacterial soap
- Gorbie0
...and stainless steel clubs with laytex gloves
- Gorbie0
i just used a $1 bill to stop a bloody nose. then i put it in a vending machine and got a snickers.
now that's utility!
- Rand0
i snort money dust through rolled up coca leaves
- magicpatch0
i cant feel my wallet
- Rand0
the only money I won't eat is the stuff with shit on it
- Mimio0
Make love on a bed of money.
- nLHb0
this is why i love my debit card