My bosses are morons
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- ericPowell0
Any company is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top.
- tymeframe0
my boss demands too much personal work for himself which in turn makes me have to work late or much faster to get the real clients crap done. "chad, i need you to scan this picture i took over the weekend and make the colors better....oh and i need to show it to my wife at lunch"
i heard outside the office he's a wuss tho.....shrunken fruit
- k0na_an0k0
that just sucks.
i'd photoshop in some other woman and be like 'he wanted me to show you who he's been banging on the weekends'
- Abby_Someone0
Just pull him aside and tell him the term Low Hanging Fruit is used in the gay community to reference cupping another dudes sack and that he's making a fool of himself each time he says it.
- k0na_an0k0
um... fyi... all bosses are morons.
- tara|gee0
lol whats low hanging fruit????
- thosethat0
'low hanging fruit'..?
explain...
- rasko40
that means their sacks are full and they are looking for a lowdown member of staff to empty them in.. err I mean 'promote'.
- canuck0
Low hanging fruit, ie. Do the easy taks first.
Except the guy uses it in like every sentence. He's like the boss from office space. he's killing me.
- BeachBoy0
My old boss used the exact same phrase - he was referring to our ability to only pick off the easy work, or cherry picking or looking for an easy ride! He wanted innovation to get the best fruit atthe top of the tree...
Wanker that he was
- JazX0
ohhh you have fucking NO idea how much mine are asses. Dear Lord help me.
- Mimio0
"Low hanging fruit" means things easily accomplished or acquired or they enjoy playing with men's testicles.
- thosethat0
if he's killing you, you have a right to defend yourself...
use it...
- k0na_an0k0
i thought low hanging fruit meant to massage his balls.
fuck.
you mean i've been massaging my bosses balls for the past 3 months. muther fu....
*walks to bosses office with intent to kick the low hanging fruit
- dablammit0
Ha ha, thats good stuff!
My bosses can be asses, but they don't bug me very often.
- iran-contra0
maybe he's a low-hangin FRUIT.
quit your job and work from .. ain't nothin like it.
- Gilt0010
We used to have a regional manager here where i work that would use "hot" to describe any and everything she liked. She'd have "hot" ideas. A particular product would be "hot". A particular color scheme would be "hot". Drove me absofknlutely nuts!!
Low hangin' fruit... i would die laughing if someone said that in conversation!
- jg_20
My boss is not a moron.
Finally i can say i am so lucky.
Yuhu. I am so happy.
- brooke0
Damn... I must be lucky. My boss rocks the house down. He stays out of my hair, he never nags me about getting stuff done, even his criticisms are genuinely nice.
- Soler0
My old boss used to always say,
"Good enough for the girls I date"
&
"They're just pickin' the fly shit outta the pepper"Drove me crazy. Now I say it sometimes. bastard.