My bosses are morons
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- canuck
I don't think they have a clue whats going on. Dreamweaver is just a piece of software you simple minded bastards.
...and if they use the words, low hanging fruit one more time...
- k0na_an0k0
um... fyi... all bosses are morons.
- tara|gee0
lol whats low hanging fruit????
- thosethat0
'low hanging fruit'..?
explain...
- rasko40
that means their sacks are full and they are looking for a lowdown member of staff to empty them in.. err I mean 'promote'.
- canuck0
Low hanging fruit, ie. Do the easy taks first.
Except the guy uses it in like every sentence. He's like the boss from office space. he's killing me.
- BeachBoy0
My old boss used the exact same phrase - he was referring to our ability to only pick off the easy work, or cherry picking or looking for an easy ride! He wanted innovation to get the best fruit atthe top of the tree...
Wanker that he was
- JazX0
ohhh you have fucking NO idea how much mine are asses. Dear Lord help me.
- Mimio0
"Low hanging fruit" means things easily accomplished or acquired or they enjoy playing with men's testicles.
- thosethat0
if he's killing you, you have a right to defend yourself...
use it...
- k0na_an0k0
i thought low hanging fruit meant to massage his balls.
fuck.
you mean i've been massaging my bosses balls for the past 3 months. muther fu....
*walks to bosses office with intent to kick the low hanging fruit
- dablammit0
Ha ha, thats good stuff!
My bosses can be asses, but they don't bug me very often.
- iran-contra0
maybe he's a low-hangin FRUIT.
quit your job and work from .. ain't nothin like it.
- Gilt0010
We used to have a regional manager here where i work that would use "hot" to describe any and everything she liked. She'd have "hot" ideas. A particular product would be "hot". A particular color scheme would be "hot". Drove me absofknlutely nuts!!
Low hangin' fruit... i would die laughing if someone said that in conversation!
- jg_20
My boss is not a moron.
Finally i can say i am so lucky.
Yuhu. I am so happy.
- brooke0
Damn... I must be lucky. My boss rocks the house down. He stays out of my hair, he never nags me about getting stuff done, even his criticisms are genuinely nice.
- Soler0
My old boss used to always say,
"Good enough for the girls I date"
&
"They're just pickin' the fly shit outta the pepper"Drove me crazy. Now I say it sometimes. bastard.
- jg_20
our boss paid a trip to NYC
ok, sometimes we do a lot of extra hours, but he paid the flight and the hotel..... and then he bought some g5....
shit. i am lucky! (from time to time it does not hurt)
- Soler0
you're lucky jg_2
I'm working on a 450MHZ G4 from the f'n 70's. The art director has a brand bew G4 and he doesn't even rteally work. Argh!
- kerus0
sometimes my fruit hangs low when its really hot and humid out
- ericPowell0
Any company is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top.