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- phist0
we've all pissed on someone else's shit. its all about your approach to drunkeness and homelessness.
- k0na_an0k0
dude. all your stories suck.
i woke up one morning to find i had an extra body in my bed. a FUCKING bum! i had forgotten to close my back sliding door and the fekker came in. Not only did he sleep in my bed... WITH ME... i found out later that he shat in my toilet without flushing, ate my food and drank all my beer.
we later had sex.
it was great.
btw. that story was totally made up. cept the part about me waking up. that was true.
- brandelec0
haa, may be you went into the wrong house, or may be you had a booty call with a bum
- Ekard0
they'll teach you wonderous things
- grayhood0
nice one kona
- mrdobolina0
kona is into bum sex in every sense of the word. :)
- k0na_an0k0
actually back in high school that happened to a buddy. he got mad shitfaced and walked into a neighbors house a street over from his.
woke up the next morning my a pat on the shoulder from an old dude.
he freaked out and stumbled his way out the back forgetting his glasses atthe guys place. he never went back to get them. he's glad the dude didn't beat his ass or shoot him in the face.
funny.
- dopepope0
classic nYc story. Or are you somewhere else?
- k0na_an0k0
me?!? chicago suburbs. but the incident with my buddie happened in a small town about an hour from the city. genoa. not that anyone has ever heard of it.
- dopepope0
Then it's just typical of a big city.
My favorite nYc moment was rushing to work one morning and stepping in a dead snake. A dead snake! On 23rd street. I love NY.
- brandelec0
pfff snakes
i dodge deer corpses every morning :p
- dopepope0
not in nYc you don't.
- brandelec0
that would be a trip though, to see a deer shitting itself-lost in the middle of nyc
- dopepope0
yeah. any wild life besides rats and pigeons and dogs and cats is interesting to see in nYc. I see Possums in Brooklyn when I come home late nights. They are creepy!
- grayhood0
once an alagator came out of my toilet.
- Gilt0010
Ha, this all reminds me of the time i was in San Francisco. I was in front of the Old Navy near the Metreon I think and there was this homeless guy with his schlong hangin' out of his pants and he was leaning on the windows of Old Navy, takin' a pee about 6 feet from a mother and child. The woman looked over and realized what was going on and grabbed her kid and bolted. The man then proceded into the Old Navy. I walked up to a cop standing nearby and said "hey see that guy that's just walking into the door there? He just got done peeing right outside the store near a mother and child." The cop went in and grabbed him. HAR HAR HAR!!!!
- brandelec0
Gilt, you nark :)
- TransFatty0
i remember seeing pidgeons pecking at pork chops at the curb
- nLHb0
he hehe, i used to see the pigeons in vancouver pecking around for crack.
we called them crack pigeons.
- brandelec0
don't make fun of our crack pigeons, they're birds just like you and me