this morning
this morning
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- k0na_an0k0
dude. all your stories suck.
i woke up one morning to find i had an extra body in my bed. a FUCKING bum! i had forgotten to close my back sliding door and the fekker came in. Not only did he sleep in my bed... WITH ME... i found out later that he shat in my toilet without flushing, ate my food and drank all my beer.
we later had sex.
it was great.
btw. that story was totally made up. cept the part about me waking up. that was true.