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- mynameisgod
Dave Blood passed away just recently. Here's a link to their site. He will be missed.
- DutchBoy0
that's sad.
i was going to post the obvious here, but i'll refrain respectfully.
- jevad0
hey jack, what's happenin'? i don't know. well, rumor around town says you think you might be thinking about down to the shore. uh, yeah, i think i'm gonna go down to the shore. what are you gonna do down there? uh, i don't know. play some video games, buy some def leppard t-shirts. hey, don't forget to get your motley crue t-shirt. y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail. uh huh. hey, you gonna check out the sand bar while you're there? uh, what's the sand bar? oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink. aw, cool. hey guess who's gonna be there? uh, who? my favorite cover band, khrystal shyt. wow. yeah, they do a doors show, you'd be really impressed. in fact, it goes a little like this: love me two times baby love me twice today love me two times girl cause i got aids love me two times baby once for tomorrow once cause i got aids pretty good jim morrison impression there. i hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us into court. uh, what's the court? never mind that. the important thing here - you mean like the people's court? no, that's another story. the important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how i'm gonna get down to the shore. oh, how you gonna get down to the shore? funny you should ask, i've got a car now. oh wow, how'd you get a car? oh my folks drove it up here from the bahamas. you're kidding. i must be, the bahamas are islands. okay, the important thing here is that you ask me what kind of car it is. uh, what kinda car do ya' got? i've got a bitchin' camaro. bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro i ran over my neighbors bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro, now i'm in all the papers my folks bought me a bitchin' camaro with no insurance to match so if i happen to run you down please don't leave a scratch i ran over some old lady one night at the county fair and i didn't get arrested because my dad's the mayor bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro donuts on your lawn bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro tony orlando and dawn when i drive past the kids they all spit and cuss cause i've got a bitchin' camaro and they have to ride the bus so you'd better get out of my way when i come through your yard cause i've got a bitchin' camaro and an exxon credit card bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro hey man where ya headed? bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro i'm drunk on unleaded!
RIP
- BonSeff0
hope when i die i go that way
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- grayhood0
you know what stuart? i like you. you're not like the other people here in the trailer park. oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good americans. but they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little mork and mindy on channel 57. maybe kick back a cool coors 16-ouncer. they're good fine people, stuart. but they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil. you know that johnny werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood? he's a fine kid. some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but i don't believe it. anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "dad, get me a burrow owl. i'll never ask for anything else as long as i live". so the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. anyway at 10:30 the other night i go out into my yard and there's the werzner kid looking up in the tree. i said, "what are you looking for?" he said, "i'm looking for my burrow owl." i say, "jumping jesus on a pogo stick. everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground. why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" now stuart, do you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil? i first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy bill jr. died. you know that carnival that comes to town every year? well this year it came with a ride called the mixer. the man said "keep your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." but bill jr., he was a daredevil., just like his old man. he was leaning out saying, "hey everybody, look at me, look at me". pow! he was decapitated. they found his head over by the snowcone concession. a few days after that, i open up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from pueblo, colorado. and it's addressed to bill jr. and it's entitled, "do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?" now stuart, if you look at the soil around any large u.s. city with a big underground homosexual population - des moines, iowa, perfect example. look at the soil around des moines, stuart. you can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it. the government says it's due to poor farming. but i know what's really going on, stuart. i know it's the queers. they're in it with the aliens. they're building landing strips for gay martians. i swear to god. you know what stuart, i like you. you're not like the other people, here in the trailer park.
thanks dave.
- jevad0
lmao grayhood!
- grayhood0
this is pretty nOOb of me but what is "Imao"?
- jevad0
pffft...n00b!
L aughing M y A ss O ff
^_^
- grayhood0
i see.
*smacks self on forehead.