Dead Milkmen
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hey jack, what's happenin'? i don't know. well, rumor around town says you think you might be thinking about down to the shore. uh, yeah, i think i'm gonna go down to the shore. what are you gonna do down there? uh, i don't know. play some video games, buy some def leppard t-shirts. hey, don't forget to get your motley crue t-shirt. y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail. uh huh. hey, you gonna check out the sand bar while you're there? uh, what's the sand bar? oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink. aw, cool. hey guess who's gonna be there? uh, who? my favorite cover band, khrystal shyt. wow. yeah, they do a doors show, you'd be really impressed. in fact, it goes a little like this: love me two times baby love me twice today love me two times girl cause i got aids love me two times baby once for tomorrow once cause i got aids pretty good jim morrison impression there. i hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us into court. uh, what's the court? never mind that. the important thing here - you mean like the people's court? no, that's another story. the important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how i'm gonna get down to the shore. oh, how you gonna get down to the shore? funny you should ask, i've got a car now. oh wow, how'd you get a car? oh my folks drove it up here from the bahamas. you're kidding. i must be, the bahamas are islands. okay, the important thing here is that you ask me what kind of car it is. uh, what kinda car do ya' got? i've got a bitchin' camaro. bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro i ran over my neighbors bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro, now i'm in all the papers my folks bought me a bitchin' camaro with no insurance to match so if i happen to run you down please don't leave a scratch i ran over some old lady one night at the county fair and i didn't get arrested because my dad's the mayor bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro donuts on your lawn bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro tony orlando and dawn when i drive past the kids they all spit and cuss cause i've got a bitchin' camaro and they have to ride the bus so you'd better get out of my way when i come through your yard cause i've got a bitchin' camaro and an exxon credit card bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro hey man where ya headed? bitchin' camaro bitchin' camaro i'm drunk on unleaded!
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