designer vs. coder
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- travieso
I've just been moved to a different desktop in my ad agency. Now I sit in front of this coder and he can't help talking the whole day, doing bad jokes, making noise, typing like nuts and he's driving me nuts.
Any suggestion on how to avoid all this stress I'm getting from working in front of him? Besides, he looks weird and talks in a very rare way.
Please, help!
- phatlee0
... put your headphones on and ignore the twat!
- lowfly0
find out their dislikes & utilise to the extreme! you'll soon be ignored.
alternatively a personal stereo can help in this situation..
- Dita0
come on to him!
- phatlee0
hahaha... yeah, that'd work!
- JamesEngage0
how about giving him a chance... you never know he may think you're an even bigger twat than him
- travieso0
stereo headphones don't work. he speaks out loud and can't help getting up and down...is like a local version of Pikachu.
how am I supossed to know his dislikes?
Please, help me!!! AAAhhhgg!
- tomkat0
be the coder, luke.
- rasp0
move?!
- lowfly0
"how am I supossed to know his dislikes? "
communication:
The exchange of thoughts, messages, or information, as by speech, signals, writing, or behavior.
- lifeinsodium0
plant a wet one right on the lips
- Tyrone0
sexually assault him.
- openmind0
Get him a girlfriend in Russia.
http://www.russian-brides-club.c…
They can spend all day chatting on msn to each other and leave you alone.
- lowfly0
ooooh - Like this one!
- SF0
He's a coder. crap on about how much you love macs.
- lifeinsodium0
tell him
while (i==here) {
you = shut the fuck up;
}
- Jnr_Madison0
ABH in the car park.
- mrdobolina0
Get him addicted to cocaine, likt "Less Than Zero"
- tfs__mag0
yeah because everyone knows you can't code on a mac...
*smack up side the head
I agree with James. Be patient and just give him a chance. Besides you're probably a bigger twat than him, and he's just more patient than you.
- travieso0
thank you guys.
I've already been poshy in front of him, displaying all my mac-related gadgets such as Powerbook, iPod, Palm T3, Canon Ixus 400 and Toshiba Satellite PC with harman/kardon speakers and Siemens SL55 mobile...but it didn't work.
The idea of gettin' him a girlfriend in Russia sounds appealing although he's married.
Cocaine...well, if I only could afford...remember, I'm a designer!
More suggestions, please... I'm being serious, can't concentrate!
- JamesEngage0
yes you are a twat.