steve buscemi
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- TransFatty
i took a piss next to steve buscemi last night
in the kirk theater bathroom
we both started peeing at the same time.
- mayo0
did you say, "Race ya!"?
- save0
HA!
- Mimio0
I love that guy. Great actor.
- BonSeff0
he's got nice chicklets
- tfs__mag0
i woulda said..
"dude, that was so cool how you made out with liv tyler in armageddon.. does she have nice boobies?"
yes i know he didn't make out with liv tyler in armageddon.
- TransFatty0
it was weird because i saw him go into the theater while i was waiting outside. i was super hashed up .... my eyes were crazy looking apparently ...
he looked sort of apprehensive when he saw me.... as most people do at night on 42nd street.
but then i was standing in the stall trying to pee ... sort of smiling to myself .... and someone walks up next to me to pee, i glance over and .... it's mr. pink.
- mitsu0
i would have just said, 'i don't think buddy holly is much of a waiter'.
- paulrand0
"knifed in the neck"
that has a nice ring to it
- swollenelbow0
good line mitsu...i would have said that.
or maybe just let out a nice sharp fart.
- Bio0
you peaked didn'cha.
didn'cha?
didn'cha?
- TransFatty0
''.... i glance over and .... it's mr. pink. ''
- BonSeff0
"i thought you were brilliant in Con Air"
- JazX0
sweet, I once took a piss three away from Robert Downey Jr. at a Sigur Ros conert at the Beacon Theatre in the Upper West Side. He had died red hair and was drugged out with some bimbos. I swear! So funny!
- mayo0
"so, what's with the tooth, dude?"
- JazX0
ha haha yeah you should have said, 'can i see your Mr. Pinkie'? and see what the fuck he said back to you. Your a big dude he's a skinny rat. ;)
- JazX0
my spelling is off sorry. hahah
- Mal0
- tfs__mag0
or bend towards him and whisper in his ear seductively...
"I can feel the steam from your piss...."
- grayhood0
"it must be as cold as fargo in here"