hailing The Teacher
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- grayhood0
did he just call us pussies?
- TransFatty0
i love pussy, so .... i hope so
- Mal0
Pussy is as pussy will be.
- ********0
Ha ha ha ha, it's true he can be summoned.
- ********0
it happened before... which means he is ALWAYS watching us.
- ********0
Either that or carver is doing some late night interweb surfin'
:D
- grayhood0
just checking
- ********0
nah, The Teacher was here long before the arrival of Carver..
as far as i can see.. might be wrong tho.
The Teacher is American considering the time he posts here.. just a time table guess...
- grayhood0
The Teacher has eyes in the back of his head.
- ********0
...Transfatty then??
- Mal0
Yes, good folk, it is I who direct you to roast upon a red-hot shovel, with a little brown sugar, the duck of doubt with lips of vermouth, which, in a melancholy struggle between good and evil, shedding crocodile tears, without an air-pump everywhere brings about the universal vacuum. That is the best thing for you to do.
- ********0
naaah, it ain't Mal..
- frankNbeans0
The Teacher, would you be willing to consider a business partnership?
- TheTeacher0
Of course I was here before that irish wippersnapper, I have been here for an eternity.. As the bacteria and the micro-plankton were morphing themselves into their future, what has become your present and your past, as the curtains of time wafted in the darkness of space and time, a pre-millenial dust blew from its home of a million years, cast into the oblivion of the cosmos to swirl and to hover for an eon before finding a new place to rest and observe.
The screams of anguish and pain had echoed eerily for light years without reaching a single ear, cries of help never to be answered, a gallery of disgust with no audience, a seaside freakshow with no customers, a rancid whore with no tricks.
And yet there was an audience, a customer, a trick because this whole show was of my making, this factory of fear is the construction of my twisted mind, I shall dish out the punishment, I will pass round the pain, I will destroy the souls of the unfortunate. My name has been thrown around the playgrounds of the elders, my tales whispered around the camp-fire on summer evenings, scary tales to frighten the young and the timid. If they knew the truth, that the legend was true and even more horrific than they could imagine they wouldn't so much as whisper my name. But they did the fools, I became folklore feared and yet loved for the mystery and the uncertainty, youngsters would hunt for me in the woods, seek me in the seaside caverns, play games dressed as they percieve me to be.
I have traversed the galaxies since the beginnings of time, in various guises I have been defiling the lifeforms I meet. My knowledge of anatomy is equalled by none for I have witnessed them all. I know every conceivable orifice, every entrance, exit, skin type, every nerve ending I have sparked, every fluid response I have triggered and yet you question my authority, toy with me like children, and like children you will be punished in time but do not worry.
Like I said I love you all and no effort will be spared as I lead you to your demise. It will be a spectacle for all to admire and lust over. Oh yes indeed.
- BonSeff0
thank you teacher. it all seems so clear now.
- Mal0
Requiem.
- ********0
Clutching at straws here, rasko??
- balb0a0
The Teacher = best damn copywriter i have ever read.
*puts nose back to grindstone...
- TheTeacher0
Clutching at straws indeed you are Mr North, you and rasko alike no doubt in the comfort of your boudoir as you squirm upon the oiled Twister™ mat ready for another sip of speciality milkshake served straight from eachothers rectums eh? I know you, felchers indeed thats what you enjoy of a school night.
- blackspade0
oooooo dirty felchers