hailing The Teacher
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- BonSeff
your presence is needed.
- jox0
fo sho
- Mal0
Yes please!
- TheTeacher0
He who calls upon the devil incarnate shall have bestowed upon himself the wrath and fury that reside amongst the darkened corridors of his own putrid little mind, the curiosity of knowing thyself will lead you on deeper into the valley of the shadow of death, but not only death lives there oh no.
Death is merely the escape route granted you based upon the merit of your suffering, before then one must undergo the true punishment of ones soul. I have created a vast array of utensils to stimulate, mutilate, infiltrate and perpetrate, I have blades hewn from pure carbonite, needles moulded from Arbotica found only in the outer rings of Saturn, I have tweezers, corers, pincers, mincers, laithes that revolve at the speed of light, spoons that work stone as if it were ice cream and scalpels that could split an atom. I am unparalleled in my expertise, a professor of pornography, a guru of gynaecology. I am a surgeon of sex, a philosopher of filth. My true name, my title, the name that conjures the purest images of Hell, a legacy of loathing, The name that you should never forget and yet keeped locked in the darkest dungeons of your mind. My name is...
- Mal0
All hail!
- jox0
*bows
Oh thou mighty master
- brandelec0
what subject does he teach?
- Mal0
He teaches dicipline.
- jox0
So how come he (she?) ain't pink?
- Gorbie0
wendell vs. The Teacher
- brandelec0
discipline? does he carry a paddle? is his or her name burt or burtha?
- TheTeacher0
The question is boy not what I teach but what you learn, are you capable of opening your mind to new possibilities? Are you ready to see the other side of your suburban living? How will you react when I repaint your white picket fence with the blood of your parents doubts on learning your conception, the endtrails of their dissapointment in you will lie flaccid on your tarmac driveway. Are you ready to witness a life beyond substance, to drift between the walls of the lost and the weary, to float between the wails of anguish gone unheard amidst the brown paper shopping bags and red check tablecloths. This path has been untrodden for some time except by the few enlightened, those mortals who come with wide eyes leave bleeding from their craniums, their rectums ooze ego's now left behind. They return shell-like in their inadequecy, holding the untellable knowledge that is out there on the streets and in the houses, behind the shiny radiowaves and the showbusiness circuitry.
Is that the lesson you are looking for o weak ones? I think it is isn't it? oh yes. I know it is.
- Mal0
I'm just a pupil. I can say little about The Teacher as it may affect my chances of graduating
- brandelec0
i think he's macho man randy savage
ooohh YE brotha!
- ********0
The Teacher is grey, even id this site had colourful text The Teacher would most likely not appear in any other color then grey or black. The school of discipline knows no colour except for shades of black and occasionaly red, when blood is spilled.
anyway, it is good to have Him back, it was getting messy in this classroom lately..
- BonSeff0
sometimes i think, more than not gnnn and grrr!!
- grayhood0
dude this guy is long winded.
- jox0
BonSeff, i think that some time not, but not so-oo!!
- ********0
- GreedoLives0
I can see it now, love in the way of slaves and longboats! Grrr.
- BonSeff0
cockhats and silverass!! gnn!!