Best client quote EVER:
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- mmckenna
This is straight from an email we received today:
"DENISE, THE RECEPTIONIST HERE IS GOING TO BE HANDLING THE NEW DESIGN OF THE SITE."
- 4cY0
OMFG!
send an email back and tell 'em you really really dig their sense of humour and that you all had a great laugh but it is now time to get on with work..
- brundlefly0
"my son assures me there is a rainbow filter in photoshop!"
- BonSeff0
"DENISE, THE RECEPTIONIST IS FUCKING THE BOSS"
- jevad0
LOL
get out. now. drop it. leave it.
DON'T DO IT
- 4cY0
Either they are complete morons, or you have really badly screwed something up with them.. in which case they are just passing on a hidden message in a wrapper of sarcasm..
i hope not though...
- mmckenna0
They are complete morons. The last time I went in there one of them asked me point blank if I'd do the job on the side for cash because they didn't want to pay real money for a custom-built web based sales reporting and trend tool. Oh, and another time they called me because we charged them $50 to make about an hour's worth of updates on their site. The lady actually had the balls to say, "that didn't take an hour." I said, "your right. If it had, we would have charged you $125." Here we go again.
- mmckenna0
Actually, I said "You're right," not "your right".
- brundlefly0
clients.....
why do we bother....
oh yeah....
fulfillment.
- jevad0
"We want it to be black, but could you not make it so dark?"
- mmckenna0
I got, "can't you just like put a picture of the globe or something there?" ahhhhhh!
- XC010
when recieving a verbal breif last week. I was told one of the companys guiding principles is "Subsidiarity".
i had to look it up
it makes no sense to me.
http://dictionary.reference.com/…
- lowimpakt0
thats a political term which tries to define the process of having decicions being made close to the citizenry of the state or federation etc. Its a bit if a buzz word within the EU at the mo.
- XC010
yes. when i google searched it. it returned a couple of news articles on the EU. and the guy giving me the brief is Swiss.
so that makes sense and thanks for your definition.
- lowimpakt0
wtf are decicions? but you know what i mean. Our PM mentions subsidiarity all the time - most people havent a clue what he means though.....
- XC010
i had no idea. and had to look it up.