cave girl smile
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- jevad0
ha ha
- tfs__mag0
yeah... jox i wasn't going to say anything but ummmm....
yeah, we all kind of feel that... well...
I CAN'T DO IT!! Someone else tell him!!!
- jox0
hahah too far tfs, too far.
so i see the slut just woke up, huh?
- hellraising0
tell her shes the hottest lady in a crowded room...hopefully for you its true
- Mal0
- k770
dudes, i'm not lonely. far from it. just looking for new and good ideas. that said, some of you sound very lonely.
- k770
the elephant, by rasko
is the best one so far. i really like that. i'ma do it.
- tfs__mag0
NO!!! YOU ARE THE LONELY ONE!!!
- rasp0
ladies like a man in a hat.
- ********0
Relationship advice on a message board is never a good thing.
- vespa0
the baby elephant is a sure winner... not sure if it would make her laugh for the right reason tho!
- k770
not relationships you fucking guy! just gimme some new ideas! I KNOW you're so brilliantly creative! so spill some of your mojo here for all to share and let's get some!
girls, it's all i really want - adrock
- ********0
you never know..k77..could stand for 77 kilos.
Thats ALOT of love
- tfs__mag0
just whip it out and do the "helicopter"...
if you don't know what the helicopter is, you need more help than i can give.
- ********0
he he he.
Give her a strip of leather and say:
"Bite down on this...it'll help"
- jesterlou0
offer to flip her upside down and cary her like a 6-pack
- moxiedog0
if you want to make her smile, just show her this thread.
She'll do more than smile.
She'll piss herself.
You guys are just so funny!
- rasp0
rub charcoal on your face, singe some kittens and add them to your jacket pockets.
act ike you rescued them from a blazing inferno.
easy
- vespa0
there is always the etchasketch, where you tweak a lady's nipples to draw a smile on her face.
- moxiedog0
rasp... that is the ONLY decent one so far. Well done :)