I'm a Pirate.
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- Anarchitect0
Vasco, like in Basque?
anyway, that darling knocks you out in 3 strikes.
10.5% beaaaaaaaatch!
- spent20000
I thought u said
I'm a Prate.
- k0na_an0k0
are you a butt pirate?
- ********0
Ahoy matey!
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- gruntt0
jaz - bored?
it cracks me up when you do this.
- ********0
yes, I like to find those old threads and wake them up. ;)
- ********0
moby is in pain
- ********0
hahah
- ********0
why the fuck not?
- k0na_an0k0
pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, hook for a hand and an eye patch.
he sits down.
the bartender asks 'how'd ya get the wooden leg?!?'
"AAAARHHHH, a cannonball took me leg off durning a battle!"
then he asks 'well how'd you get the hook?'
"AAARGGHH! durning a sword fight a man cut off me hand AARRGGHH!"
bartender: 'wow, that's terrible. well what happened to your eye.... how'd you get the patch?'
"AAARRGHH! I was looking up and a bird shat in me eye!"
bartender: 'wha?!? well that wouldn't make you loose your eye.'
"AARGGGHH i wasn't yet used to having a hook!"
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lol
- DutchBoy0
pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, hook for a hand and an eye patch and a steering wheel hanging from his zipper..
he sits down.
the bartender asks 'how'd ya get the steering wheel?!?'
"AAAARHHHH, its drivin' me nuts!!!"
- -leah-0
HAHAAAAAAA!
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see the Pirate Thread is good.
- jevad0
they're selling fucking pirate tshirts in urban outfitters now
balboa you bastard you're going down!
lol