I'm a Pirate.
I'm a Pirate.
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- k0na_an0k0
pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, hook for a hand and an eye patch.
he sits down.
the bartender asks 'how'd ya get the wooden leg?!?'
"AAAARHHHH, a cannonball took me leg off durning a battle!"
then he asks 'well how'd you get the hook?'
"AAARGGHH! durning a sword fight a man cut off me hand AARRGGHH!"
bartender: 'wow, that's terrible. well what happened to your eye.... how'd you get the patch?'
"AAARRGHH! I was looking up and a bird shat in me eye!"
bartender: 'wha?!? well that wouldn't make you loose your eye.'
"AARGGGHH i wasn't yet used to having a hook!"