Holiday Haiku
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- rasko40
coca fuckin coke
coloured christmas fuckin joke
elves in a sweatshop?
- jevad0
that last one was great rasko!
- spendogg0
get my candy cane
dip it in whisky go go
santa is a ho
- kbags0
You got holes like swiss cheese in yo beats;
Someone gotta bring the heat;
Niggas take a seat;
I rhyme like Mike Johnson at a track meet.
- liquid0
me on vacation
don't know if I will have job
when I get back there
- jevad0
yeah err...good one kbags...
- toastie0
work is slow today
the whirring of the harddrive
reminds me of summer
- jevad0
These pants fit last year
They must have shrunk in the wash
Keep dreaming fat ass
- k770
oh no oh no yo
children children!! yes daddy?
xmas in the ghetto!
- balb0a0
here's another few
awful holiday haiku
for all you peoples...
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this one goes out to
all the ladies in the house
you know who you are
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those hot female elves
in tiny shorts really get
my chestnuts roasting
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yo, who's that fat slob
pimpin' tha red velvet suit
mackin' my woman?
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if i have to hear
another holiday tune
i'm going postal
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where is The Teacher?
we need a demonstration
of true poetry
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shit the bed wendell,
i love these NT hijinks
w00t w00t, nahmsayin?
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this thread is now dead
brought back to make it 50
let's put it to bed
- k770
happy new year wish
from a girl i should not have
kissed; oh well too bad.
- zoiks0
thanks to k77
I am wiser to haiku
cheers to you and yours
- k770
:)