Holiday Haiku
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- spendogg
Going Shopping Now
Afraid My Wallet Is Light
Go To Pub Instead
- k770
my feet are so cold
they might crumble like candy
canes or icicles.
- brooke0
Hanukkah is here.
I'm going home tomorrow.
No, I'm not a jew.
- brandelec0
i drink lots of beer
if i dont stop drinking beer
i won't stop peeing
- BonSeff0
co-worker walked in
says she likes ruben studard
i hate that fat fuck
- toastie0
woe is me
i was late for work
need a new alarm clock
- brundlefly0
flow incapsulates
a measure of unequalled pain stings
four pound envious
- grayhood0
drink in the morning
egg nog in the after noon
now i'm drunk at church
- jevad0
shopping in the crowds
what a total head fuck
sod this I'm going home
- spendogg0
toastie are you a little toasty
haiku = 5 + 7 + 5
syllables
- brandelec0
i came to work sick
my coworker is a prick
told him to suck ####
- brundlefly0
you can also do 5+9+5 and 3+7+3
Haiku you a foo
Haiku, there should be no rules
poet dontcha no
- toastie0
whatever spendogg
i had a long day working
i do what i want:)
- BonSeff0
nice toastie!
- ********0
sweet din mittleschrift:
don't you know i love you so?
god i need a life
- spendogg0
its my bad
holiday cheer is the beer
pissed myself
- brandelec0
my name is derek
i diss you with a haiku
im only nineteen
- ********0
shopping is a bore
get ye to the online store
lest you need a whore
- BonSeff0
my name is derek
quit hating on my punk ass
apple sponsors me
- brooke0
Draw on everything.
Skin, furniture, everywhere.
Vandal, I love you.
- brandelec0
ho ho from north pole
the women call me santa
i fill their stockings