Wanting this and not getting that, or just giving for pleasure is HELL
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- tara|gee0
i want wendell for christmas
- pascii0
wendell singin christmas songs! what a cd!
- asma0
where is wendell from then?
i seriously thought it was paulrand!
- asma0
wendell is real
realer than really real
paulrand
(oct 29 03)
- North_20
You see this is why he does it, the reaction to the apparent innocence in which wendell speaks...
...when the truth comes out you'll all feel cheated
- asma0
blow the whistle north come on, if you got a theory, blow the imposter out the water before christmas...i'm with paulrand!!
whose you wid kid??
- carver0
BIXLER
- North_20
I dunno, post patterns and general appreciation would suggest MR Bixler is our dual identited bandito
- carver0
witch hunt.hahahaha.sounds a bit like which cunt!!
- North_20
There you see, two of us think it's Mr Bixler, and I didn't read carvers post
- North_20
Bixler = wendell
Now TheTeacher your next!!
- paulrand0
Wendell is real
He looks kinda like me is all
- paulrand0
Wendell, maybe Anja can advise you on whether the pants will make your girlfriend look like a hooker, or whether if they don't look so good on her, what you can get instead so that she won't mind not getting them
- TheTeacher0
Oh but I am real Mr North, I am real and I am all powerful, I am all around you, just like love, and I make you wet, wet wet.
oh yes I do, I have seen the stains. Yesss.
- paulrand0
the Teacher is Sportythief
- TheTeacher0
Poppycock! Comparing me to that illiterate troll will bring you nothing but misery and punishment Pauly, but you would enjoy that wouldn't you? I know I would. hmmm.
- North_20
Ha ha...TheTeacher I'm on to you... you must be someone who has posted in here, I don't believe the myth!!
carver is that you??
- TheTeacher0
Accept that there are some things which cannot and should not be explained young boy? Carver is a very nice young man and he does hold a few nice verses of prose, he is however, far too concerned with creating a false image of grandeur for himself, all this 56k talk.. Utter nonsense! He wont be so grand when I'm knee deep in his hoop paddling in his ManCunt™ will he?
- balb0a0
For the record:
I no longer believe that wendell=paulrand.
I have good reason to believe this (he denied it in person without twitching)
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However, I now believe wendell is a renegade self-overclocked AI "living" on an abandoned satellite in asynchronous orbit around the earth.
Spends "his" days knocking out Joseph Cornell and e.e. cummings forgeries... and the occasional PV-AN post.
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His "chief" is actually the hard drive on which he resides (wendell = new dell).
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A "cock hat" is a 404 error.
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and as for the pony... well sadly:
"Implants! Those aren't your memories. They're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's."
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But maybe there's hope after all, because I think he secretly wants to be human and employed as a PV-AN Moderator, as evidenced in this chilling anagram of "top joke banana":
"A paean job OK, NT."
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Happy Holidays everyone!
(including you, wendell ex machina);)
- North_20
Yep it is carver alright, or is it rasko?!