Wanting this and not getting that, or just giving for pleasure is HELL
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For the record:
I no longer believe that wendell=paulrand.
I have good reason to believe this (he denied it in person without twitching)
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However, I now believe wendell is a renegade self-overclocked AI "living" on an abandoned satellite in asynchronous orbit around the earth.
Spends "his" days knocking out Joseph Cornell and e.e. cummings forgeries... and the occasional PV-AN post.
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His "chief" is actually the hard drive on which he resides (wendell = new dell).
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A "cock hat" is a 404 error.
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and as for the pony... well sadly:
"Implants! Those aren't your memories. They're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's."
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But maybe there's hope after all, because I think he secretly wants to be human and employed as a PV-AN Moderator, as evidenced in this chilling anagram of "top joke banana":
"A paean job OK, NT."
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Happy Holidays everyone!
(including you, wendell ex machina);)